If your car could talk

[Pints]

What would it say about you?

Mine would probably moan that I don't take it out on the B-roads often enough.

[p4cks]

I love you.

[Negative Creep]

I wish it would, then it could tell me why it's running lumpy at idle

[hesnotthemessiah]

Faster faster faster!

[MGZRod]

"CLEANNNN MEEEE"


Most likely.

[Phil Dicky]

stop driving like a knob

[shovelheadrob]

I would have to shoot it, it knows too much!

[Fort Jefferson]

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[twazzock]

WOOOOOOOOO THIS IS FUUUUUUUUN

[missdiane]

Is it Sunday again?

[Bungleaio]

"I'm thirsty"

[robsco]

"Shouldn't you be spending more time with your girlfriend?"

[mxspyder]

"I'm tired"

[BlueMR2]

Nice shoes.

[vryes]

"For Gods sake I know is Xmas but I need some new tyres"

[Dav3yboy]

Fix my electrics so we can go for a drive!

[Puddenchucker]

"Where the hell have you been?"

or

"I saw you looking at that F355!"

[Bonefish Blues]

I can't go any quicker - haven't you read Pistonheads?

[stainless_steve]

FFS finish building me

[nobodyknows]

Why oh why do you lock me up in the garage for weeks on end, I know it's cold & wet but I don't mind. Just coming out to start me up once a week & maybe the occasional short drive isn't what I was born to do - rag me senseless for gods sake man, what's wrong with you!