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drivin_me_nuts

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17,949 posts

240 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Standrds PH, standards. I think it's high time that the powers that be over at Towers von PH take a firm grasp of this forum's lack of kwality Engrish.

I do propose that from now on, all original posts that fail in in basic grammar and comprehension get placed into the official PH 'naughty step' sub forum. I think that over time, this will have added benefits to everyone:

a) those language fetishist deviants who take delight in diverting threads so brazenly, get their language slights resolved quickly. In summary, the sooner they cop off, they feck off. Win / win for everyone else.

b) us mere mortals, who most of the time could not give a rodents left danglie how words are spelt will pick up the right spellings and grandmas. In summary, we learn through example. Win / win.

c) it eliminates the detritus of txt speaking social effluent who bombard at school holiday time the grit trap filters of towers von PH slurry tank that is General Gassing

d) because socially, nay morally, we have a duty to upheld the standards of English upon which this great nation was forged. (or something like that, that normally gets said by the posh knobs before they send the lower classes off the the pointy end of a Pike or a sword).

I don't know PH powers that be, what do you think? Is it a goer, or does it have the potential of a three legged donkey at the Cheltenham Gold Cup. I mean, if Mr Will was still here and hadn't had his twin fuel tanks cut off in their prime for stacking Garlik's Veyron, this would be a no-brainer. Ummm.

xllifts

3,724 posts

232 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Naughty Step for you then!

drivin_me_nuts

Original Poster:

17,949 posts

240 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I'm happy to lead by example smile

xllifts

3,724 posts

232 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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smile

Eric Mc

125,609 posts

294 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Completely against the idea. The way to cure miscreants is not to hive them off into a "Reform Forum". You will end up with a "sink estate" area where only the wrong doers exist. I believe in care in the community.

MattDell

3,302 posts

184 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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We'll continue to monitor the kwality engrish on the forum. If it reaches a particular level, perhaps we can implement a way to ridicule the offenders into submission.

miniman

30,038 posts

291 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Standrds PH, standards.
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