The 'Fried Egg Sandwich Scroll Function'

[BarnatosGhost]

This is a three-quarters-serious question.

When one has two hands busy (such as when eating a sloppy fried-egg sandwich) there's no easy way to browse the forums. Short of being a clever-dick.

Can there be a steady page-down scroll function that slowly rolls the thread?

At 80 posts per page, I could manage the necessary sarnie-juggling every 3 minutes to swap pages on my own.

[waughie]

click the scroll wheel on your mouse in, and the cursor should change, problem solved!

[BarnatosGhost]

Magic. Thankyou.

[Egg Chaser]

Pressing space bar will scroll down an internet page manually too, easy to press with your elbow whilst eating a sandwich

[TheLurker]

Egg Chaser said:

Pressing space bar will scroll down an internet page manually too, easy to press with your elbow whilst eating a sandwich

Apt username!

[BarnatosGhost]

Egg Chaser said:

Pressing space bar will scroll down an internet page manually too, easy to press with your elbow whilst eating a sandwich

This is distinctly inadvisable when magma-hot yoketchup is ready to infuse itself into one's keyboard as soon as perpendicularity offers it the chance.

I've been eating fried-egg sandwiches for many years now, and some things are only learned with experience. And then more experience.

Anyway, problem solved with the mouse trick. Love it when a plan comes together.