Iraninan GP
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IainT

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10,040 posts

267 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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BBC Gossip page reporting possible Iranian GP...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula...

Given the hoo-ha over the Bahranian GP and political pressure, advertiser aversion, etc, to controversy would this ever happen?

Why/why not?

Nicholas Blair

4,111 posts

313 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Hillman Hunter circuit cars etc.

Doubt this wil ever be a goer

Life Saab Itch

37,069 posts

217 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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One day I'm going to make up a press release and say that "The town councillors of Royston Vasey are currently in talks with FOM to hold a grand prix through the town. Local residents are keen for some "new blood" to be seen in the town. Butcher Hillary Briss said "yes, some fresh meat would certainly drum up some business."


Iran.

Where next?

I reckon somewhere former Eastern Block.

Estonia?

stevesingo

5,037 posts

251 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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The sad truth is that if they pay Bernie enough money it will probably happen. FOM, nor the FIA have any morals. Just look at the Bahrain situation. A recent history of human rights abuses, and still it is an acceptable place to race. It is the Iranians trying to pull off a political coup and it shouldn't be allowed.

Whatever next, the North Korean GP, A few laps of the Kabulring.


Nick3point2

3,920 posts

209 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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If there is enough money in it then the Iranian GP would replace Spa or Monza or even Silverstone were the money in these events to slump in my opinion. Bernie just doesn't care about anything other than money any more. Why do you think all these Tilke circuits and non-heritage/pedigree GPs have turned up?

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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I can't see this happening anytime soon, the main reason being, that the western powers would not want to let Tehran have the massive political coup this would create.

theturbs

949 posts

265 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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I wonder if by the time the Iranian GP takes place the regs will have been changed to allow engines which run on enriched uranium.

Likes Fast Cars

3,092 posts

194 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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I think this is a dig at the Turks for not agreeing to thieving Bernie’s extortionate demands to host the Turkish F1 race in future. Trot out some publicity to say there will be an Iranian GP instead, make the Turks then feel obliged to one-up their neighbours.

This is how it will be if (God help us) we are ever subjected to the horrors of an Iranian GP:-

NO pit babes, instead women in black burkas. Actually, rather men instead of women.

Men only at the track

NO alcohol – cannot even bring your own

GP will be red flagged at least once for call to prayer, compulsory for all people at the circuit regardless of religious beliefs

No podium celebrations.


Likes Fast Cars

3,092 posts

194 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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theturbs said:
I wonder if by the time the Iranian GP takes place the regs will have been changed to allow engines which run on enriched uranium.

Likes Fast Cars

3,092 posts

194 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Life Saab Itch said:
One day I'm going to make up a press release and say that "The town councillors of Royston Vasey are currently in talks with FOM to hold a grand prix through the town. Local residents are keen for some "new blood" to be seen in the town. Butcher Hillary Briss said "yes, some fresh meat would certainly drum up some business."


Iran.

Where next?

I reckon somewhere former Eastern Block.

Estonia?
At least there would be female pit babes.

weyland yutani

1,410 posts

193 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Life Saab Itch said:
Iran.

Where next?

I reckon somewhere former Eastern Block.

Estonia?
Hungary held its first GP well before the Iron Curtain fell.

rampageturke

2,625 posts

191 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Prypiat GP 2013 I called it

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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I'd love a Jordanian GP. Eddie would be in his element.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

313 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Could make it interesting. Loser gets to play with a battery and some jump start leads. Or rather the secret police get to play with the loser and a battery....

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Likes Fast Cars said:
I think this is a dig at the Turks for not agreeing to thieving Bernie’s extortionate demands to host the Turkish F1 race in future. Trot out some publicity to say there will be an Iranian GP instead, make the Turks then feel obliged to one-up their neighbours.

This is how it will be if (God help us) we are ever subjected to the horrors of an Iranian GP:-

NO pit babes, instead women in black burkas. Actually, rather men instead of women.

Men only at the track

NO alcohol – cannot even bring your own

GP will be red flagged at least once for call to prayer, compulsory for all people at the circuit regardless of religious beliefs

No podium celebrations.
You forgot to include, all items entering the country impounded for containing western infidel spying equipment

Likes Fast Cars

3,092 posts

194 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Thanks, yes. Wonder what they'll make of F1 cars. The devil's / Israel's / America's spies on 4 wheels?

Likes Fast Cars

3,092 posts

194 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Eric Mc said:
I'd love a Jordanian GP. Eddie would be in his element.
He would never shut up. But we love him just the same.

e600

1,522 posts

181 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Having recently spent 2.5 hrs trying to get into Silverstone (Greenman pub to Silverstone entrance gate) perhaps Iran could show the way to organise a major motoring event!

diddly69

695 posts

206 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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I'd much prefer San Marino to be back on the calendar plus I'd like the chance to see F1 at the 'Red Bull' A1 ring please Mr Bernie! biggrin

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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diddly69 said:
I'd much prefer San Marino to be back on the calendar plus I'd like the chance to see F1 at the 'Red Bull' A1 ring please Mr Bernie! biggrin
Hah Hah.

No chance - sadly.