Alonso Caption Competition

[Sixpackpert]

The things people do for the sponsors!

[DanDC5]

Cha'mooonnnnn Motherf*cker!

[VladD]

Nobody expects the Spanish pole position!!

[groomi]

"Felipe baby, bow down to me. I am the 'king number 1 driver at the errr prancing 'orse.

[thechosenfamily]

"I think I am therefore, I am"

[P-Jay]

Mars Inc launch new Dolmio Extra Special - Eh! It makesa me feel likea King.

[Skii]

Ferrari deny any favoritism over Massa. Alonso to make statement shortly.

[Mini1275]

Skii said:

Ferrari deny any favoritism over Massa. Alonso to make statement shortly.

[FWDRacer]

Don't interupt me Felippe - I am Wayne King

[thechosenfamily]

Skii said:

Ferrari deny any favoritism over Massa. Alonso to make statement shortly.

Beats my sorry effort into a cocked hat.

Quality

[slipstream 1985]

santander announce new childrens account

[wibble cb]

Felipe, kiss my ring.

[Matt..]

There are many silly photos out there!

[Porky]

"King Dolmio tries to decide which is his day!"

[donna180]

Alonso turns to Panto after expensive divorce.

[West4x4]

VladD said:

Nobody expects the Spanish pole position!!

brilliant!

[heebeegeetee]

He'ssplit up with his missus too. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20770...

[The Rustman]

You really think this new purple exhaust will work?

Hey we're desperate we'll try anything

[norman156]

Sixpackpert said:

The things people do for the sponsors!

Good lord! That's nearly as bad as the time Hamilton played a Greek god for a sponsor thing a few years ago:

[donna180]

Alonso finds out Vettel signed for 2014 with Ferrari..