Has 'The Cock' really been dropped from ITV?
Has 'The Cock' really been dropped from ITV?
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motormania

Original Poster:

1,143 posts

282 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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I see that ITV have a season preview show this Sunday ahead of next weeks 1st race. It is being presented by Steve Rider and Martin Brundle. Louise and Ted have features but there is not one mention of 'The Cock' anywhere.

Can we really be having our first season in god knows how many years which will not be destroyed by the prick who simply has no idea how dull he makes F1 from his little commentary box.

If this is true, who will be partnering Martin this year?

Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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My vote is for Mark Blundell. Or Jenson Button.... Well lets face it it's hardly worth him flogging that honda around the track is it. hehe

FourWheelDrift

92,255 posts

313 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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They are only raising our expectations of a cock free season only to dash our hopes when he opens his mouth at 2:15am next Saturday morning.

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
They are only raising our expectations of a cock free season only to dash our hopes when he opens his mouth at 2:15am next Saturday morning.
Oh God, just imagine it...
Hide nor hair of him for the entire build up to the race....Just Martin in the commentary box...and then just as the lights go out:

"GO! GO!! GO!!! LEWIS HAMILTONS 2007 FORMULA ONE SEASON IS GO! GO!! GO!!!"

"That's 2008 James"

"Yes, thank you Martin."


MrKipling43

5,788 posts

245 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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David Croft to replace him apparently.

You ain't seen me, right?

Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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MrKipling43 said:
David Croft to replace him apparently.

You ain't seen me, right?
Sorry who? I know i'm probably a moron for not knowing, but is he any good?

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Munter said:
MrKipling43 said:
David Croft to replace him apparently.

You ain't seen me, right?
Sorry who? I know i'm probably a moron for not knowing, but is he any good?
Didn't he write Hi de Hi?!

If so he's a welcome step up from little Jimmy..

FourWheelDrift

92,255 posts

313 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Munter said:
MrKipling43 said:
David Croft to replace him apparently.

You ain't seen me, right?
Sorry who? I know i'm probably a moron for not knowing, but is he any good?
With Jimmy Perry he wrote such amazing comedy gold as Dads Army and Hi-De-Hi but at 85 I think he might a bit old for it wink

MrKipling43

5,788 posts

245 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Ahem... same name, different bloke.

He's a Five Live presenter.

Edited by MrKipling43 on Friday 7th March 14:27

patmahe

5,919 posts

233 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Is there anything official on this??????????????? Please say yes biggrin

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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MrKipling43 said:
Ahem... same name, different bloke.

He's a Five Live presenter.

Edited by MrKipling43 on Friday 7th March 14:27
frown

We could have been witness to this :

German U-boat Mosley: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account.
Captain Dennis: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war!
U-boat Mosley: Oh yes we are.
Captain Dennis: Oh no you're not.
U-boat Mosley: Oh yes we are!
Pvt. Hamilton: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Todt is a twerp, he's half-barmy, and so's Ferrari, whistle while you work!
U-boat Mosley: Your name will also go on the list! What is it?
Captain Dennis: Don't tell him Hamilton!
U-boat Mosley: Hamilton!

LanCat

423 posts

237 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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ITV-F1 site still shows that he's on the team and radiotimes.com says commentary by brundle and allen.

Wishful thinking...

MrKipling43

5,788 posts

245 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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His contract renewal is at the end of 2008.

gtr-gaz

5,281 posts

275 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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MrKipling43 said:
His contract renewal is at the end of 2008.
Damn...you lot had my hopes up then! wink

Get Karter

1,950 posts

230 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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DrTre said:
MrKipling43 said:
Ahem... same name, different bloke.

He's a Five Live presenter.

Edited by MrKipling43 on Friday 7th March 14:27
frown

We could have been witness to this :

German U-boat Mosley: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account.
Captain Dennis: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war!
U-boat Mosley: Oh yes we are.
Captain Dennis: Oh no you're not.
U-boat Mosley: Oh yes we are!
Pvt. Hamilton: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Todt is a twerp, he's half-barmy, and so's Ferrari, whistle while you work!
U-boat Mosley: Your name will also go on the list! What is it?
Captain Dennis: Don't tell him Hamilton!
U-boat Mosley: Hamilton!
I salute you!
Brilliant version of a great comedy moment!

THE LAW 1

35 posts

224 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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needs to get out more!!!