I'm no reader of the celebrity pages but......
I'm no reader of the celebrity pages but......
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Gold

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1,998 posts

234 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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ShadownINja

80,048 posts

311 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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Not surprised. She's 31. Her animal instincts kick in. There is no reasoning. She is broody. She cannot resist such urges. Her biological clock is ticking. Every cell of her body is crying out for her to have a child. Everything is screaming at her to pass on her DNA to the next generation. It is what keeps the human race alive. He is 24. He wants to poke more hot chicks.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 13th September 11:43

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

246 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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What are the odds that he'll come out within the next 12 months?

FourWheelDrift

92,282 posts

313 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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ShadownINja said:
Not surprised. She's 31. Her animal instincts kick in. There is no reasoning. She is broody. She cannot resist such urges. Her biological clock is ticking. Every cell of her body is crying out for her to have a child. Everything is screaming at her to pass on her DNA to the next generation.
Aren't those the film tag lines for Species?

Gold

Original Poster:

1,998 posts

234 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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AndrewW-G said:
What are the odds that he'll come out within the next 12 months?


???

tongue out

Alex97

1,121 posts

217 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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She made a good beard.

EDLT

15,421 posts

235 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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Gold said:
AndrewW-G said:
What are the odds that he'll come out within the next 12 months?


???

tongue out


!!!

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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In that Mirror pic, I was wondering was it actually them, or their waxwork models!!? Weird photo!

Steamer

14,180 posts

242 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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rofl Those photos really don't help his case do they!!!



Tony 1234

3,465 posts

256 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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Gold said:
...... http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/09/13/pit...


Should please a few on here hehe
Good she was to old for him anyway, plenty of girls out there Lewis.

micron750

845 posts

261 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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i would think there would be plenty of hotties waiting to sample young Lewis rod of love and by looking some of the hilarious photos are few not so hot too!!! lol

SmoothCriminal

5,939 posts

228 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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Now he needs to get rid of the other hanger on..... his dad

BBS-LM

3,978 posts

253 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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ShadownINja said:
Not surprised. She's 31. Her animal instincts kick in. There is no reasoning. She is broody. She cannot resist such urges. Her biological clock is ticking. Every cell of her body is crying out for her to have a child. Everything is screaming at her to pass on her DNA to the next generation. It is what keeps the human race alive. He is 24. He wants to poke more hot chicks.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 13th September 11:43
Bloody hell that women looks good for 31, I thought she was 21.

superkartracer

8,959 posts

251 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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Top man, she is a gold digging slag

Funk

27,652 posts

238 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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"So, Nicole.....what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire racing driver Lewis Hamilton?"

RedexR

1,861 posts

243 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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So , the question is , how is Beyonce fixed ? failing that that other songstress bird from Xfactor that has made a mint or any takers for a Girlsaloud member if Lewis is looking to lower his sights , sorry can't believe Lewis is really a "friend of Dorothy".

ShadownINja

80,048 posts

311 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
ShadownINja said:
Not surprised. She's 31. Her animal instincts kick in. There is no reasoning. She is broody. She cannot resist such urges. Her biological clock is ticking. Every cell of her body is crying out for her to have a child. Everything is screaming at her to pass on her DNA to the next generation.
Aren't those the film tag lines for Species?
hehe It's possible.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

246 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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superkartracer said:
Top man, she is a gold digging slag
Given the commercial success of Pussy Cat Dolls in the US, I dont think money comes into it, more likely a mutual agreement to get as much publicity as possible for her and positive hetrosexual PR for him, similar to Tom Cruise and his various wives and "girlfriends" hehe

Steamer

14,180 posts

242 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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RedexR said:
So , the question is , how is Beyonce fixed ? failing that that other songstress bird from Xfactor that has made a mint or any takers for a Girlsaloud member if Lewis is looking to lower his sights , sorry can't believe Lewis is really a "friend of Dorothy".
You don't think he's a big fan of quiche?

deevlash

10,442 posts

266 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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woman years are like dog years, they count for more, a 31 year old woman equivalent to a 41 year old guy, at the very least!