The Max Mosley Tribute Thread

[mybrainhurts]

Now Smax has lost control of motorsport...

Write your tributes here...

Any suggestions we can give him for something to do now...?

Careful, chaps, careful...

[T89 Callan]

Oh Max
You were a spack
Who enjoyed the feel of a whips blow
From a nazi ho'



ETA to avoid the sin bin this is in no way the truth or an accusation.

Edited by T89 Callan on Saturday 24th October 21:47

[TheEnd]

Crane operator, as crane operators need quite a bit of training, Max will fit in fine as he has time to learn. It'd be preferable if he has a head for heights, a HGV license and like the colour yellow. Sunglasses, overalls and moustache will be provided. He will need to bring his own sandwiches or get someone to leave them in a basket he can pick up with the hook.

[IanMorewood]

Here the BNP may well be looking for a talented media professional to handle there PR.

[Famous Graham]

Aw, I thought he was dead.

[Jasandjules]

Hope you die a horrible, slow and painful death.

(though I would be concerned he might enjoy that a bit)...

[J500ANT]

Are we having a whip round for him?

[Schmeeky]

The Post Office might take him on as a temp until christmas....

[CRA2Y]

Here lies Max, he liked cars and leather,
and Nazi dominatrixes, all dressed up in leather.

The whips cracked down, along with his pants,
like McLarens game, he didn't stand a chance.

[SeeFive]

There was an old Nazi called Max
Who was never concerned with the facts
At a slight hint of menace
He'd just fine Ron Dennis
For hiring a driver that's black.

[LukeBird]

SeeFive said:

There was an old Nazi called Max
Who was never concerned with the facts
At a slight hint of menace
He'd just fine Ron Dennis
For hiring a driver that's black.

[T89 Callan]

SeeFive said:

There was an old Nazi called Max
Who was never concerned with the facts
At a slight hint of menace
He'd just fine Ron Dennis
For hiring a driver that's black.

Brilliant.

[mp3manager]

Marketing for lego?

[LukeBird]

[GFWilliams]

SeeFive said:

There was an old Nazi called Max
Who was never concerned with the facts
At a slight hint of menace
He'd just fine Ron Dennis
For hiring a driver that's black.

[SeeFive]

OK - next verse...

So now he is well in the distance
Old Max will still get his insistence
For he fixed the vote
That elected the Todt
To head Ferrari International Assistance

[mybrainhurts]

SeeFive said:

There was an old Nazi called Max
Who was never concerned with the facts
At a slight hint of menace
He'd just fine Ron Dennis
For hiring a driver that's black.

So now he is well in the distance
Old Max will still get his insistence
For he fixed the vote
That elected the Todt
To head Ferrari International Assistance

Old Maxy's now got the sack
And, boy, is he really in cack
As a silver haired midget called Bernie
Bangs on his door very early
And asks for his millions of pounds back

[rev-erend]

Good bl00dy riddance.. to bad rubbish..

[zac510]

So. Farewell then
Max.
Man of leather.
And Straps.

We shan't miss
your rulebook hacks.

And
Mclaren attacks.

[petergb]

I am amazed that you all think you have seen the back of him!!!