F1 gossip help

[mattikake]

Which current F1 driver has divorced recently?

(I'm chatting to someone online who claims she was married to a current F1 driver, but I can't think who. A quick google search doesn't reveal much. She does seem rather pleased with herself for getting a nice settlement though... )

I'm not one of the gossip, kinda more interested in what goes on on the track than who is boning who.

I can only think of JV, but that would be impling he has a drive for 2010? lol you heard it here first!

[anonymous-user]

Obvious question is why don't you ask her! Jeez.

[Alex97]

Chatting to someone you don't know online? Are you 13?

[plg101]

If she said current then no idea. To be honest I find it unlikely that they'd be online chatting to unknowns (no offence)...

Drivers that have divorced are Hakkinen and Villeneuve but as you say, not current.

[Project 644]

[quote=plg101]Hakkinen but as you say, not current.[/quote

[El Guapo]

Ralf?

[belleair302]

I think your story is somewhat fabricated....

[AndrewW-G]

Ask her for a picture, post it on here and no doubt somebody will recognise her.....................if "she" refuses a pic, "she"'s probably a bloke

[plg101]

AndrewW-G said:

Ask her for a picture, post it on here and no doubt somebody will recognise her.....................if "she" refuses a pic, "she"'s probably a bloke

Or Ralf in a dress.

[mattikake]

This is genuine [from my pov!]. She's not saying who it is, and of course that immediately buzzed my BS detectors. She has some pics and she's pretty good-looking but not out of my league and not super-stunning as you'd expect of an F1 WAGS. I can tell from the pics it's not Erja <sp?> Hakkinen and not JV's ex unless she's aged a lot in the last few years... not impossible, I know.

And and btw, she started this convo, not me. As for why - I was bored.

[RacerMDR]

wasn't JV married to Dannii Minogue? you lucky dog you!!

[AndrewW-G]

So we've narrowed it down to almost any of them apart from Hakkinen's ex, JV's ex and Schumacher(r) or hamilton in drag.

Do we get any clues as to appearance?

[Project 644]

Would it turn you on more if your knob went where an F1 drivers knob had been?

Are you chatting under the name Mattikake? If so I would suggest that the woman (fat trucker called steve) had googled your login and had seen that you are a bit of an F1 fanboy. They are pulling your leg (whilst you are pulling yourself off.)

[belleair302]

Massa is married
Raikkonen is married
Trulli is married
Barrichello is married
Fisichella is married

And that's it regarding current drivers. All of the others are single, or have girlfriends.

[plg101]

belleair302 said:

Massa is married
Raikkonen is married
Trulli is married
Barrichello is married
Fisichella is married

And that's it regarding current drivers. All of the others are single, or have girlfriends.

Heidfeld has a partner and kids so effectively married...
Webber is engaged / married I think...
Davidson is married (current F1 test driver so close enough)

[mattikake]

Project 644 said:

Would it turn you on more if your knob went where an F1 drivers knob had been?

LMFAO! Apparently this had not only occured to me...!

Good job F1 is dominated by straights, huh?

Project 644 said:

Are you chatting under the name Mattikake? If so I would suggest that the woman (fat trucker called steve) had googled your login and had seen that you are a bit of an F1 fanboy. They are pulling your leg (whilst you are pulling yourself off.)

Nah, I said 'hello' first but she steered the convo.

So it would seem it could well be BS? Or that 'recently' to a hell-hath-no-fury hormonely-ruled long-memoried woman could mean 'many years'...?

Edited by mattikake on Saturday 28th November 00:35

[BMR]

belleair302 said:

Massa is married
Raikkonen is married
Trulli is married
Barrichello is married
Fisichella is married

And that's it regarding current drivers. All of the others are single, or have girlfriends.

Or boyfriends...?

[Jack Blag]

BMR said:

belleair302 said:

Massa is married
Raikkonen is married
Trulli is married
Barrichello is married
Fisichella is married

And that's it regarding current drivers. All of the others are single, or have girlfriends.

Or boyfriends...?

Are we talking about Ralf again?

[poo at Paul's]

Omegle is not your friend!!

[Rollcage]

Jack Blag said:

BMR said:

belleair302 said:

Massa is married
Raikkonen is married
Trulli is married
Barrichello is married
Fisichella is married

And that's it regarding current drivers. All of the others are single, or have girlfriends.

Or boyfriends...?

Are we talking about Ralf again?

I think he is hinting at drivers that have Mercedes sat behind them!