How "out of condition" are you?

[NTEL]

Having rigerously stuck to my winter training programme which mainly includes eating lots of Hollands pies, Chips, full English breakfasts and drinking copious quantities of Robinsons best bitter I thought I was in tip top condition. I even drove everywhere, instead of walking, to get more practice.

I did five, 20 minutes sessions at Oulton Park yesterday and now I can't lift my arms and my lower back is killing me. Where have I gone wrong?

[heightswitch]

It'll be pushing that landrover about everywhere thats doing it??

N

[Graham]

you want to try 20 mins in a tuscan round mallory mate...

[kg55]

NTEL said:

i can't lift my arms and my lower back is killing me. Where have I gone wrong?

you didn't put that tasmin front end in my van dave (would have saved me getting a hernia!!!!!! instead)

[Guillotine]

Didn't do Gerry Marshall any harm Dave...

(que Rocky music whilst DC tears open just one more pie)

[madbadger]

[kg55]

NTEL said:

I did five, 20 minutes sessions at Oulton Park yesterday and now I can't lift my arms and my lower back is killing me. Where have I gone wrong?

You should have dragged that tasmin front end down your drive and launched it into the back of my van dave. ( it would have saved me getting a hernia instead!!!!)

[kevin63]

NTEL I think I need some lessons off you. I am coming up to the half century and have tried the pies, cakes, Guinness and sitting on my arse for long periods of time and still can't put weight on

[Incorrigible]

I only went out for one session as a passenger and I'm knackered

Mind you the full breckie at teh circuit cafe was better than expected

[NTEL]

just got back from the local con club having consumed a goodly amount of Thwaites bitter and a few packets of Porkies pork scratchings and I feel a lot better. Obviously I've been drinking the wrong beer and eating the wrong food. I'll be fighting fit within a month!!!!!!

[Graham]

Judging by Nicks performance at the end of term pish up, he's going to struggle in a tuscan <LOL>

[450Nick]

Oi!

[Graham]