newbie-clio 182 cup
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Alex87

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78 posts

191 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Hi all, I saw newbie, been on this site a while just never got round to posting pictures of my car! Or really introducing myself!

I'm Alex (obviously) a slight car nut, my first 'car' was techincally a rotax max, which I used to race back when I was 13, since then I've had my actual first car a nissan mirca, which despite being bullet proof never kept me happy speed wise, so I moved onto a vauxhall tigra - originally a 1.6 which I got bored with so squeezed a c20xe inside! I always loved the noise those engines made, sadly the tigra got killed by someone one their mobile, also putting me in hospital for 3 weeks! After getting out of hospital I brought myself an MG ZS 180 which I loved but the issue with the gearbox brackets was a pain and I ended up part exchanging that for my current car ... A clio 182 with both cup packs - since having the clio I've fitted a scorpion exhaust, laguna front splitter and removed the trophy spoiler for the smaller one! The car has also been remapped and had a new inlet manifold fitted! I think the clio has had its problems but they've all been sorted by the garage I brought it from and hasn't put a foot wrong yet!

I will upload some photos of it once I get near a computer! But at the moment just saying hello!

steeveeboy

663 posts

201 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Welcome to PH!
Hope you weren't too badly injured in the accident.
Just remember no text speak and general love for the mx5! biggrin
Can't wait to see the car,
Steve

Alex87

Original Poster:

78 posts

191 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Sadly, the crash did have a bit of an effect, a few scars which are almost gone now, a damaged spine and severe concussion and memory loss! The crash was 3 years ago and still going to various specialist's having various tests done to determine the damage caused to my brain!

Thanks for the tips! Ill keep in mind the no text speak (generally out of the system thanks to a blackberry) and I've noticed the general love for the mx5!

steeveeboy

663 posts

201 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Glad to hear you're recovering, one thing I forgot to mention is chavs are scum! (apparently)
Innit!
Steve

soad

34,550 posts

204 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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wavey

More tips:
1) If you mention a confrontation, also mention whether you are powerfully built!
2) Buy a jar of Custard at the soonest opportunity
3) Never, ever bad mouth an MX5

minimatt1967

17,377 posts

234 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Get some pictures ASAP, one of these is very high up on the list for my next car!

Rabbo

527 posts

229 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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soad said:
wavey

More tips:
1) If you mention a confrontation, also mention whether you are powerfully built!
2) Buy a jar of Custard at the soonest opportunity
3) Never, ever bad mouth an MX5
4) Learn the difference between brought and bought furious

Baffled Spoon

5,258 posts

222 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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soad said:
More tips:

2) Buy a jar of Custard at the soonest opportunity
A jar of custard? A JAR?!

Right. You, outside, now!

Cheers

The (powerfully built) Baffled Spoon

Oh, and welcome op

Alex87

Original Poster:

78 posts

191 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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hey guys finally some pictures of my clio, all done on my phone though so not the best quality, going to the french car meet at 8balldiner so will put up some more shots then!









1) powerfully built but no goatee
2) whats the custard for??
3) i quite like mazda's
4) i am fully aware of the difference's between brought and bought i can elaborate if need be!


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Edited by Alex87 on Tuesday 7th June 21:52

Mark_Karting

899 posts

210 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Alex87 said:
2) whats the custard for??
In case you need to prove your not bullstting. Have a tin of Birds custard handy to place with the object/car/real girlfriend and take photo proof thumbup

JAM35F

1,268 posts

280 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Alex87 said:
1) powerfully built but no goatee
2) whats the custard for??
3) i quite like mazda's
4) i am fully aware of the difference's between brought and bought i can elaborate if need be!

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Edited by Alex87 on Tuesday 7th June 21:52
I'll elaborate to help a newbie.

1. Always useful to be powerfully built, makes a huge difference when an argument starts on the web...

2. Custard is esential if you ever attend a sunday service. After the roast we all have a nice hot pudding and there is never enough custard to go round. At the recent Renault/Nissan sunday service Garlick (head boy on this site) made a wonderful syrup sponge. It was to die for.

3. Every loves a Mazda, you have to in order to become a PHer. The answer to every what car question on here is always a Bongo.

4. Poor gramer is vulger and we cant stand por speling on dis site.

HTH!!

PS, love the 182, on my short list for a track day toy at the moment.

JAM35F

1,268 posts

280 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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Mark_Karting said:
In case you need to prove your not bullstting. Have a tin of Birds custard handy to place with the object/car/real girlfriend and take photo proof thumbup
Don't believe this he is having you on, my previous answer is right.

What fools would take a picture of a tin of custard next to their car. As if.

bakerstreet

5,038 posts

193 months

Tuesday 7th June 2011
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soad said:
wavey

More tips:
1) If you mention a confrontation, also mention whether you are powerfully built!
2) Buy a jar of Custard at the soonest opportunity
3) Never, ever bad mouth an MX5
Shouldn't you add the same thing about TVRs??

Anyways...Like the 182. biggrin