Making a Panamera even uglier

[B10BRW]

I would not have thought it possible, but I saw a Porsche Panamera in Tunbridge Wells today that had been "customised" into the ugliest thing on 4 wheels I have ever seen.
It took me some time to realise it was actually a Panamera, it had been wrapped in what looked like black velvet.
This had the effect of disguising the shape and amazingly making it even uglier.
It was the most bizarre thing I have ever seen.
My other half normally is not interested in other cars, but even she said it was the wierdest thing she had ever seen.
I was laughing so much I nearly collided with it, and couldn't get my camera out quick enough to take a photo of this moving disaster.
Give the driver and his blonde companion their due, they must have some front to be seen in such a thing.

[PorkaFly]

Was it this one below? First saw it in May last year in St James's...hideous thing. Hopefully it didn't catch-on and is unique...

[Brew]

Would you wash it or brush it?

[Dajjy]

Worryingly, I prefer that to the normal ones!

[New POD]

Dajjy said:

Worryingly, I prefer that to the normal ones!

My thoughts are : what ? no rear wiper ?

and: Surely they'd cover the rear lights in a pair of 10 denier tights ?

[Adam B]

Keep seeing a self-deprecating Panamera owner with the plate MR UGLY (with a tactical black screw cap), makes me chuckle

[B10BRW]

Yes, that looks like the one I saw ,I was P**sing myself with laughter so much I did not notice the number.

[mollytherocker]

That must weigh like, what, 4 tons?

Genius.

[Sherbert90]

I saw this in Knightsbridge yesterday. Horrendous.

[Magic919]

It certainly gets noticed.

[Beaky59]

That's purrrrrrfect NOT......

[mikeyr]

mollytherocker said:

That must weigh like, what, 4 tons?

Genius.

Only when it rains...

[vallance5]

Brew said:

Would you wash it or brush it?

[acf69]

Adam B said:

Keep seeing a self-deprecating Panamera owner with the plate MR UGLY (with a tactical black screw cap), makes me chuckle

I saw that yesterday at a junction near Olympia

[majordad]

I ve seen this before somewhere, and in response a guy came on and posted that he owned a company that did the flocking and did it as a publicity stunt to get attention. WTF did I see it ?

[ClarkPB]

There's also a Ferrari 599 that's been done too!

[Digger90]

Must be a footballer... only someone with absolutely no taste whatsoever would be so dumb as to flock a Porsche!

[Pistom]

Digger90 said:

Must be a footballer... only someone with absolutely no taste whatsoever would be so dumb as to flock a Porsche!

I like it.

[Bennachie]

Not possible.






Cracking drive though.