Fly Crap!
Fly Crap!
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Mark A S

Original Poster:

2,108 posts

218 months

Monday 13th October 2008
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As this is my first Silver car, let alone TVR, do any of you notice how the bloody flies like to Crap on your Silver cars?
I have had various colour cars before, but none attracting this much anal attention!
My conclusion is the flies around here are all German, and when i am re-incarnated i am coming back as a Supermarine Spider!

NCE 61

2,458 posts

311 months

Monday 13th October 2008
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Thats because silver ones are the fastest smile


shake n bake

2,221 posts

237 months

Monday 13th October 2008
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some good polish and a few hours should do it, nothing abrasive though!

shake n bake

2,221 posts

237 months

Monday 13th October 2008
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some good polish and a few hours should do it, nothing abrasive though!

Whitey

2,508 posts

314 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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just drive it in the rain.

da_murphster

1,053 posts

277 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Hot towel on the bonnet for a few minutes - great results.

patmahe

5,919 posts

234 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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da_murphster said:
Hot towel on the bonnet for a few minutes - great results.
Should this hot towel be wet?

Mark A S

Original Poster:

2,108 posts

218 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Actually Chaps, i was refering to the flies crapping on the Car whilst parked, never known it quite so much before.
The ones splattered on the front,,, yep, this is payback!

Mr Whippy

32,453 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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patmahe said:
da_murphster said:
Hot towel on the bonnet for a few minutes - great results.
Should this hot towel be wet?
Damp will do. The warm water is the solvent to remove the fly guts.

Dave

andyoleary

1,713 posts

243 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Mark A S said:
Actually Chaps, i was refering to the flies crapping on the Car whilst parked, never known it quite so much before.
The ones splattered on the front,,, yep, this is payback!
Are sure it's flies? Have you actually seen them do this? hehe seriously though, there are a lot of spiders about at the moment due to the recent good weather and they do drop little wet packets of poo to the ground from where they hang.....I noticed some the other day on the very end of our bath - looked up and there were 2 spiders just chilling so I reckon they were the culprits....

silly

Andy

s6boy

1,857 posts

255 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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andyoleary said:
.....I noticed some the other day on the very end of our bath - looked up and there were 2 spiders just chilling so I reckon they were the culprits...Andy
Note to self, take water pistol when having a bath for some target practice shoot.

Mr M

1,276 posts

232 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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I get them flying around the inside of light lens trying to get out. God only know how they get themselves in there.

SRZed

1,159 posts

222 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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Mark A S said:
Actually Chaps, i was refering to the flies crapping on the Car whilst parked, never known it quite so much before.
The ones splattered on the front,,, yep, this is payback!
I live nextdoor to a diary farm and can confirm that flies do indeed love to crap on silver cars. My wife has a silver golf and I have to wash it then use insect and tar remover on the whole car before washing it again mad

Takes nearly as long as it does to get the Tuscan gleaming!

I've not used this insect remover on the Tuscan and would probably do as Da Murphster suggests and try a warm damp cloth