The war against crime

[m6blanch]

Child to father who's job it is to sit in a speed camera van all day.

"What do you do dad, in the war against crime"

Father

"I make money for the police so there are more policemen on the beat and in patrol cars"

Child

"Can I tell my friends in school what you do for a living ?"

[T0nup]

Father
"Not if you want to keep your friends or avoid cruel practical jokes, or have our front door vandalised and bricks thrown through our windows, or see our car scratched with the tyres slashed... Otherwise, yeah, sure, go ahead son."