OT: Fox Eats Baby in Pro Hunt Publicity Stunt

[CarZee]

www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=628592&in_review_text_id=598631

quote:A fox has attacked a baby as it lay sleeping beside its mother on a sofa in their sitting room.

Louis Day, who is only 14 weeks old, was left covered with blood and crying with pain as the fox grabbed his head after creeping in through the open french window of the family's home in Kent.

Do your bit - pursue, trample and lacerate a fox today

[Roadrunner]

So a little animal the size of a cat was going to eat a baby four times it's size. I think not.

[madcop]

Unless it is a ghetto fox and then it may help in the process of natural selection, reducing the number of scrote population/lower gene pools. Any one thought about a release programme in such areas?

[madcop]

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So a little animal the size of a cat was going to eat a baby four times it's size. I think not.

Do you have a particular breed of midget foxes in your area?

A fully grown Dog fox will tackle and take a large lamb (Much larger than a small baby). Ask any sheep farmer !

>> Edited by madcop on Monday 1st July 11:43

[Roadrunner]

Is it 'cos I is a dog?

[CarZee]

quote:So a little animal the size of a cat was going to eat a baby four times it's size. I think not.

Must be bloody big cats near you.. Don't live anywhere near Whipsnade do you ?

[madcop]

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Is it 'cos I is a dog?

Not necessarily. Just hungry enough will suffice.

[madcop]

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quote:So a little animal the size of a cat was going to eat a baby four times it's size. I think not.

Must be bloody big cats near you.. Don't live anywhere near Whipsnade do you ?

[Roadrunner]

I seem to have missed these giant beasts prowling our streets. All the foxes I've ever seen are tiny skinny things.

[M@H]

..you should see the cats on Bodmin Moor near where I used to live

Cheers
Matt.

[madcop]

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I seem to have missed these giant beasts prowling our streets. All the foxes I've ever seen are tiny skinny things.

Probably why they are looking for babies to eat

[CarZee]

quote:Probably why they are looking for babies to eat

A much overlooked delicacy

[Roadrunner]

So how many feet in length do these bear-foxes reach?

[Roadrunner]

This sounds like a good advert for Hellmans Mayonnaise.

[CarZee]

"People who love carved up infants love Hellmans Mayonaise"

on this note, do have a look at my latest attempt to piss people off www.fffnh.com/libmid

>> Edited by CarZee on Monday 1st July 11:57

[M@H]

quote:
"People who love carved up infants love Hellmans Mayonaise"

on this note, do have a look at my latest attempt to piss people off www.fffnh.com/libmid

>> Edited by CarZee on Monday 1st July 11:57

"The final group – those babies confined immediately to youth detention centres have, in the rare cases that they have not died almost immediately have become proficient in self preservation and conversant with a range of narcotic substances. Dr Keelemall points out, “This is obviously not desirable, but no plan is perfect and we have to be able to see where things have gone wrong in order to put into context that which has not.”"

[smeagol]

I think your title says it all. Utter B*ll*cks like a fox will enter a house to attack a baby. This story seems very similar to the "dingo attacked my kid" in Australia.

[yertis]

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So how many feet in length do these bear-foxes reach?

Yer average Mr Fox is about 2'6" in length, plus big bushy tail.

[M@H]

The teethmarks in the kids head look wider apart than a foxes jaw to me anyway....

[madcop]

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So how many feet in length do these bear-foxes reach?

Yer average Mr Fox is about 2'6" in length, plus big bushy tail.

Unless it is one of those mutant Ninja foxes!