The driver in front...is a rolling roadblock
Discussion
Apologies for borrowing The Mail on Sunday's storyline but my usual copy of The Sunday Lenin had been snapped up by an eager mob of early morning, flailing commies.
This story will have doubtless been covered by Paul Smith but this info nevertheless had me steaming like a the definitive Tunbridge Wellianite.
Apparently, "road safety chiefs" are actively seeking hoardes of Hyundai driving living dead to effectively block the child molesting antics of our ilk from making progress whilst simultaneously displaying a sticker announcing how dangerous it is to go any faster.
Obviously, Ed King and Paul Smith have been somewhat cool on such stupefying dunderheadedness.
The RAC man commented on the "massive increase in speed cameras" and if these were as effective as we were being told then why were people not fit to burn being "sent out in pace cars?" Ed actually speculated that certain cretins might "even go out specifically to slow traffic." Gosh, can you imagine?
Paul Smith added regarding the potential red mist fuelled conflict that such lunacy might unleash, commenting on the fundamental danger posed by setting "members of the public against one another on the roads." I can imagine the road rage bourne death count already.
Terrifyingly, 'The Community (that word again!) Pace Car Scheme' already exist in Yorks & Humberside whilst apparentlty 12,000 'motorists' in East Susex have also signed up for the same whilst that haven of free thinking and liberty, Oxon, has some 200 councils already brimming with appalling, sanctimonious old fools positively itching to pile in and spoil what our forefathers fought and died for.
Unsurprisingly, the Brainwashing Kremlin Executive (BraKE) has also received substantial pledges of allegiance by 43 drivers of the Daewoo Lantra, mainly a bunch of losers terribly put out that they can't and never will sit behind the wheel of a Bugatti EB110S, much less visit The Raymond Revue Bar and enjoy an expensive pole dance.
Clearly, something deeply wrong is going down in the west country since not only are they determined to bring the M4 to a halt but Avon & Somerset Police (along with their chums in wilts) are up to the same, evil conspiracy.
I am unsure as to who I should despise the most: the public 'servants' actually indulging in such chronic facsim or the monumental, gibbering f@ckwittedness of the euthenasia-requiring amoeba doing a steady 50 (even through Little Enema-on-the-Wold) who so mindlessly go along with such cack. Hitler would have loved it.
Appalling idiots.
This story will have doubtless been covered by Paul Smith but this info nevertheless had me steaming like a the definitive Tunbridge Wellianite.
Apparently, "road safety chiefs" are actively seeking hoardes of Hyundai driving living dead to effectively block the child molesting antics of our ilk from making progress whilst simultaneously displaying a sticker announcing how dangerous it is to go any faster.
Obviously, Ed King and Paul Smith have been somewhat cool on such stupefying dunderheadedness.
The RAC man commented on the "massive increase in speed cameras" and if these were as effective as we were being told then why were people not fit to burn being "sent out in pace cars?" Ed actually speculated that certain cretins might "even go out specifically to slow traffic." Gosh, can you imagine?
Paul Smith added regarding the potential red mist fuelled conflict that such lunacy might unleash, commenting on the fundamental danger posed by setting "members of the public against one another on the roads." I can imagine the road rage bourne death count already.
Terrifyingly, 'The Community (that word again!) Pace Car Scheme' already exist in Yorks & Humberside whilst apparentlty 12,000 'motorists' in East Susex have also signed up for the same whilst that haven of free thinking and liberty, Oxon, has some 200 councils already brimming with appalling, sanctimonious old fools positively itching to pile in and spoil what our forefathers fought and died for.
Unsurprisingly, the Brainwashing Kremlin Executive (BraKE) has also received substantial pledges of allegiance by 43 drivers of the Daewoo Lantra, mainly a bunch of losers terribly put out that they can't and never will sit behind the wheel of a Bugatti EB110S, much less visit The Raymond Revue Bar and enjoy an expensive pole dance.
Clearly, something deeply wrong is going down in the west country since not only are they determined to bring the M4 to a halt but Avon & Somerset Police (along with their chums in wilts) are up to the same, evil conspiracy.
I am unsure as to who I should despise the most: the public 'servants' actually indulging in such chronic facsim or the monumental, gibbering f@ckwittedness of the euthenasia-requiring amoeba doing a steady 50 (even through Little Enema-on-the-Wold) who so mindlessly go along with such cack. Hitler would have loved it.
Appalling idiots.
DennisTheMenace said:
Once you have undertaken them can you slow them down ?? im thinking carpet tacks
That would be catastrophic.
As luck would have it, the dawdler would have a bit of a wiggle from a puncture, swerve across a couple of lanes, causing a sales rep and a white van to collide.
The dawdler would then scuttle away from the carnage unaware of the puncture AND the destruction behind them.
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>> Edited by weed on Tuesday 31st January 15:26
.......Nice one Der, my next door neighbour has two Hyundaii 
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