Nervous Spotted.

[redleicester]

There........... no! There!........

Damnit, he was here a minute ago!

[nervous]

goddamn you. though, i deserve this, don't i? Ive absolutely no idea what a petard is, but Ive been well and truly hoisted by it.

dunno wot you're drinking tonite Red, but keep it on tap, youre on really top form.

[redleicester]

Erm, I don't mean to be rude me old shiner, but would you mind removing your pointy petard from my lugg'ole?

[nervous]

hey, thats not my petard. thats my novelty. dont worry, it soon wears off.

[redleicester]

Yeah but took me forever to get the stains out last time. Grrrrr.

[nervous]

1 fluid oz of meths plus a pinch of buttock. gets anything out of anything. just ask my wife.

[redleicester]

Pinch? A pinch? I'm not going anywhere near THAT!

[nervous]

well, not again anyway. not after the 'unpleasantness'. (most of which is suppressed by the courts)