sex in a cerbera
sex in a cerbera
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YI8TVR

Original Poster:

1,105 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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Ill be so exited when i get it back ive decided to take me wife out for a meal and then have sex init later. Has anybody done this (not the meal) and if so to save time and cramp whats the best position.

ocean1

1,045 posts

281 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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I believe the "cramped Dwarf" position is the most favoured . At least the upholstery is easy clean. I dont think this thread will last long.

YI8TVR

Original Poster:

1,105 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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ocean1 said:
I believe the "cramped Dwarf" position is the most favoured . At least the upholstery is easy clean. I dont think this thread will last long.


Nor will I

Probably not on here. Much more interesting things to talk about. Errrr, how do i clean my windows or What oil do i need. Just having some fun. .

I was under the impression to own a tvr you were a bit on the wild side. Im getting the impression some tiv owners thread with tank tops on.

I mean just look at some of the topics.

Anyway thanks for the reply Ocean 1.

Julian64

14,325 posts

275 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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Err, one driving, two in the passenger seat, two in the back and one in the boot.

There you go how to get six in the cerbera.

FourWheelDrift

91,635 posts

305 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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Just make sure you've stopped first.

kojak69

4,547 posts

274 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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On the bonnet or boot. Assuming they are strong enough.

Billy_rfc

587 posts

276 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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YI8TVR said:
Ill be so exited when i get it back ive decided to take me wife out for a meal and then have sex init later. Has anybody done this


What, with your wife? Cant say I've had the pleasure.

:-)

Billy.

K1 CERB

579 posts

279 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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Driving mine is close enough to 'Sex in a Cerb'!

K1 CERB

HarryW

15,783 posts

290 months

Wednesday 10th September 2003
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I'm sure if she gets wind of this thread, I think it might be a cae of 'no sex, no where' for a suitable period

Harry

hand prints are easier to get off the bonnet I hear

robp

5,803 posts

285 months

Thursday 11th September 2003
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Leave the engine running.............it will give her extra pleasure

jamer

1,329 posts

312 months

Thursday 11th September 2003
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robp said:
Leave the engine running.............it will give her extra pleasure



Make sure it's cold though

mudstud

249 posts

281 months

Thursday 11th September 2003
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Don't forget nailclippers to trim her nails first - don't want to see another thread on re-upholstering.

gazzab

21,532 posts

303 months

Thursday 11th September 2003
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It is fine with just one girl but if you want two or three then I am afraid it is either one at a time or on the bonnet and roof.

AAAndy

762 posts

273 months

Thursday 11th September 2003
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With the chimaera I just take the roof off first to make life a bit easier.

Bonnet would be good too, at least it will be warm after a nice run.

acid$

31 posts

284 months

Thursday 11th September 2003
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Drop your wife off home, pick the girlfriend up and you'll get all of the above

pauly

434 posts

303 months

Thursday 11th September 2003
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That´s a physical impossibility as the mere act of sitting in a cerby causes premature

Joe Cozy

64 posts

281 months

Friday 12th September 2003
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arrange her carefully on the gear stick then go and have a pint with your mates.

yiw1393

23,018 posts

282 months

Friday 12th September 2003
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Joe Cozy said:
arrange her carefully on the gear stick then go and have a pint with your mates.


Wouldn't she prefer the engine running as well??

You could remove a plug lead to make it shake even more.

I'm getting my coat...

GCerbera

5,161 posts

272 months

Friday 12th September 2003
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Joe Cozy said:
arrange her carefully on the gear stick then go and have a pint with your mates.
And you think you'll ever get her off it after that? Forget it!

YI8TVR

Original Poster:

1,105 posts

271 months

Friday 12th September 2003
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Would be nice to get some veiws from the fairer sex.
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