VMAX PIC - CAPTION COMPETITION

[trackdemon]

Apologies to Craig, couldn't resist it

[neil_bolton]

"And as I came round this corner, I just turned in, and rouuund it went, yep everyone, I got an Audi sideways"

[ineedagallardo]

Ask my Mrs, Its this Big i swear

[jeremyc]

"Y'see all I'm missing are a couple of sleeves about this long ...."

[derestrictor]

That cockney w@nker, Greg, buggered off with all the T shirts to the tune of 'Any old iron!'

[burriana]

"Walk this way my dear, plenty of room in the back."

[CraigBruce]

On the left hand lane the timing beams will be this far apart, and on the right....

[mechsympathy]

"Just one Cornetto, give it to me"

[tdm34ds]

"and the emergency exits are situated every one hundred yards"

[markbe]

"And lastly, any questions?"


"yer...............How do I get out of this 'chicken shit' outfit"........



Mark.

[Podie]

So yeah, and it was *this* big… I know… gutted, it nicked me sunglasses….

[GregE240]

derestrictor said:

That cockney w@nker, Greg, buggered off with all the T shirts to the tune of 'Any old iron!'

I was sat in a villa on the Costa del Crime, old son. It couldn't have been me, guv!

[anniesdad]

"So....I was out with one of my clients last night and this lapdancer....she had an arse THIS wide!"

[goodlife]

OW!!! Which of you buggers just wound the window up

[trackdemon]

goodlife said:

OW!!! Which of you buggers just wound the window up

very good

[tdm34ds]

How about this!!

I'm telling you the guys at SMD (reverse) said my exhaust tail pipe has to be this big to get 600bhp out of my RS6 honest!!

[DiscoColin]

Was 'Greased Lightning' playing when this picture was shot?

[crisisjez]

``Its ok lads, come back, damm that last ratburger``

Edited by crisisjez on Sunday 2nd September 22:24

[GlenMH]

"Calm down, calm down" in a scouse accent...

[Guitar_Dude]

"Young man... There's no need to feel down,
I said young man..........."