Sayings you can only get away with at Xmas time
Sayings you can only get away with at Xmas time
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booster

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717 posts

252 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
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1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that andstill want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

I like 14 :lol:

V8HSV

2,457 posts

274 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
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Read that out in the office, chortle, chortle

Le Sarthe

462 posts

236 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
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Brilliant Brianrofl