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)Concentrate on inventing that 2nd generation rotart washing line 
*The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.
However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me".
A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:
" Australia will win the Rugby World Cup"
"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"
*The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.
However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me".
A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:
" Australia will win the Rugby World Cup"
"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"
Rob K said:
" Australia will win the Rugby World Cup"
We all know that NZ could put 2 teams in the WC and they'd both make the final!
Your really clutchin at straws rehashing the old WC victory, sums up the sad state of english sport I guess - you'd struggle to name a sport where you have beaten us last time we played? Darts(for overweight alcoholics), snooker(full respect to Rocket O'Sullivan), maybe underwater basket weaving?? Lots to be proud of there for a nation of 70 mil! We even beat you the last time we played soccer FFS - and dont give me that "it was only a friendly" BS - no such thing when England plays Oz!
Yep even NZ beat the cricket team. Very sad.
A reflection on the communist state of england where competitive sports are frowned on for creating elitest attitudes and making the non sporting feel left out.
Next target is the business environment where the good companies are red taped and taxed into moving off shore. Leaving only government and the city to hold the line.
Lucky enough of us new worlders are living here to hold the old country together!
A reflection on the communist state of england where competitive sports are frowned on for creating elitest attitudes and making the non sporting feel left out.
Next target is the business environment where the good companies are red taped and taxed into moving off shore. Leaving only government and the city to hold the line.
Lucky enough of us new worlders are living here to hold the old country together!
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the Child Custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the England Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating anyone".
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the England Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating anyone".
Indeed... 50,690,000 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England.
I guess as a nation they need to be quite sporty so they can carry around such a large chip on either shoulder.
I guess as a nation they need to be quite sporty so they can carry around such a large chip on either shoulder
.hsvgtscoupe said:
Rob K said:
" Australia will win the Rugby World Cup"
We all know that NZ could put 2 teams in the WC and they'd both make the final!
Your really clutchin at straws rehashing the old WC victory, sums up the sad state of english sport I guess - you'd struggle to name a sport where you have beaten us last time we played? Darts(for overweight alcoholics), snooker(full respect to Rocket O'Sullivan), maybe underwater basket weaving?? Lots to be proud of there for a nation of 70 mil! We even beat you the last time we played soccer FFS - and dont give me that "it was only a friendly" BS - no such thing when England plays Oz!
Ah the old "don't bring up past victories line"
Well you see old bean, simple fact of the world is that the UK is a financial powerhouse we actually work for a living and in the process find little time for sports. Australia on the other hand has 3 activities of note: 1.) Sun
2.) Sport
3.) Emigrating bar staff.
Now take away number 3 and what you are left with is a society that is based purely on groups of men getting very sweaty together and then enjoying a communal bath. Not only does this mean you practice more sport than work, you spend an unhealthy amount of time sharing bathwater with other men.
In short, pooftas.
Right am off down the pub, anyone want a babycham?
Dan_S V8 said:
Totally agree with the poster lol however I don't really care. Firstly because it's cricket and secondly because I am as Italian as I am english and Italy won some silly competition where you kick a pigs bladder into a net back in the summer 
are you a poofta?
barking said:
hsvgtscoupe said:
Lots to be proud of there for a nation of 70 mil!
I wasn't aware that this was the population of England, it is useful to have you Aussies around to keep us properly informed.You actually reckon they count everyone? Might not be official but gotta be 70 mil easy!
(pity eastern europeans cant play cricket huh?? at least yr soccer gene pool may start improving!)
As for sport & sun vs work... tell me why you go to somwhere sunny for your holidays if workin so hard is so much fun??
hsvgtscoupe said:
barking said:
hsvgtscoupe said:
Lots to be proud of there for a nation of 70 mil!
I wasn't aware that this was the population of England, it is useful to have you Aussies around to keep us properly informed.You actually reckon they count everyone? Might not be official but gotta be 70 mil easy!
(pity eastern europeans cant play cricket huh?? at least yr soccer gene pool may start improving!)
As for sport & sun vs work... tell me why you go to somwhere sunny for your holidays if workin so hard is so much fun??
because thanks to work I can afford to!
Edited by stigcv8 on Sunday 28th January 16:23
hsvgtscoupe said:
barking said:
hsvgtscoupe said:
Lots to be proud of there for a nation of 70 mil!
I wasn't aware that this was the population of England, it is useful to have you Aussies around to keep us properly informed.You actually reckon they count everyone? Might not be official but gotta be 70 mil easy!
(pity eastern europeans cant play cricket huh?? at least yr soccer gene pool may start improving!)
As for sport & sun vs work... tell me why you go to somwhere sunny for your holidays if workin so hard is so much fun??
I would be significantly concerned if there were 20 million people who 'didn't exist' walking around!!
Dan_S V8 said:
hsvgtscoupe said:
barking said:
hsvgtscoupe said:
Lots to be proud of there for a nation of 70 mil!
I wasn't aware that this was the population of England, it is useful to have you Aussies around to keep us properly informed.You actually reckon they count everyone? Might not be official but gotta be 70 mil easy!
(pity eastern europeans cant play cricket huh?? at least yr soccer gene pool may start improving!)
As for sport & sun vs work... tell me why you go to somwhere sunny for your holidays if workin so hard is so much fun??
I would be significantly concerned if there were 20 million people who 'didn't exist' walking around!!
Dan, its called Australia...
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