Had a odd experience in the Tamora yesterday

[BuzzBillsberry]

I had a ride out in the Tamora yesterday and went over to Track v Road that well known TVR owners rehab centre in Lancashire. After, as I got on to the A59 to head back to real world of Yorkshire the mobi rang, I pulled over to take the call as I stopped a hugh gull landed on the passenger side of the windscreen which sort of startled me a bit, the bd thing shat in the car then flow off leaving a pizza size turd on the seat and floor...the crowning plop on top of the ste pie was the phone call was a chuffing wrong number!

Buzz

Edited by BuzzBillsberry on Sunday 21st July 08:07

[Quentin1]

I feel sorry for you,
but that just made my day :-)

[mycroft]

So is that the first time a bird has left a mess on your passenger seat ?

Had one land on my frying pan when camping and fly off with a pork chop, fortunately it was a pack of five so the kids didn't have to go without.

[slimtater]

Clearly a sign:

"Gull confirms which is better in the T350 v Tamora debate"

[ShiDevil]

slimtater said:

Clearly a sign:

"Gull confirms which is better in the T350 v Tamora debate"

Lol, agree

[billy no brakes]

That bird was full of s--t

[Fayaz LP640]

billy no brakes said:

That bird was full of s--t

now the Tamora is

[SHIFTY]

Had a bird s*t on my bonnet, never went out with her again.

[alex_gray255]

Join the Death to all Seagulls thread!

I'll sigh up - as long as we can include pigeons!

[HereBeMonsters]

I saw a gull stting while flying, I was on a direct collision course. Checked the mirror, braked heavily. Hit the road in front of me and splatted under the front under tray. Would not ave been pretty.

[shep1001]

Was this the bd? he st on the roof of my Tam the other week when we were in Brighton then proceded to tap on the window of our hotel room at 5am each morning.

[BuzzBillsberry]

Lol... Thats the Bast**d Andy I'd reconise that gull any where: Yellow beak, white head, gray wings web feet....

Some good replies on there guys!

Buzz

[monty quick]

Dear Sirs, please be advised that there is no such thing as 'Seagulls'. Your unfounded and unreasonable attack on the normal life functions of this particular bird (a Herring Gull I believe, although it could be a Common Gull but I would need to know the exact dimensions and colours of the aforementioned 'pizza sized sh*t' to be sure) are typical of the misguided opinions of you carbon emitting, ozone killing petrolheads. You should consider yourself lucky, if it had been an Albatross the weight and acidity of the sh*t would probably have gone clean through your seat.......


I live near the coast - KILL THEM ALL!!!!!