The AM copywriter...

[Simpo Two]

From the AM website...

'Piece by piece made from poise and purity to seek exhilaration at the speed of missiles'.

Besides being demonstrably wrong, is such ste actually doing their credibility any good? Do the 'hyper-rich' believe it?

Post your examples AM marketing-speak below...




Oh and while I wandering round their voluminous website I found signs of a pro-China move, if it's not been posted already: https://www.astonmartin.com/en-gb/our-world/news/2...

[oilit]

Unless they are fluent in Mandarin (in which case great appointments) they may struggle

[Jon39]

Simpo Two said:

From the AM website...

'Piece by piece made from poise and purity to seek exhilaration at the speed of missiles'.

Besides being demonstrably wrong, is such balderdash actually doing their credibility any good? Do the 'hyper-rich' believe it?

Post your examples AM marketing-speak below.

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Oh and while I wandering round their voluminous website I found signs of a pro-China move, if it's not been posted already: https://www.astonmartin.com/en-gb/our-world/news/2...

Love the alliteration, but it ended after only 4 Pees, far to soon. Instead of that tosh about exhilarating missiles, 'to seek a peck of pickled peppers' would have caught people's attention better, making a total of 7 Pees. That would constitute a proper Take Pee.

As for the hyper-rich question, well as is frequently heard in Golders Green, "I get by".
At the same time as gradually becoming more get by, I have also gradually become ever more skeptical about marketing tactics.

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China - First Michael Peng, then Freda Wang, now Andy Haslem from the Birmingham City University, England.
It looks however, that he has hit Shanghai running though.
This appears to be his LinkedIn page.



As Confucius once said, "Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without a DBX 707, or a DB12, would be like a night without a moon and star".


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EDIT

What is going on?
Following the appointment of Mr. Haslam, my computer has gone all Chinese !

This was displayed, when I looked up Mr. Bean Beanland (don't ask).

Edited by Jon39 on Monday 14th August 08:06

[Neil1300r]

Thread already running

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[Simpo Two]

Jon39 said:

This was displayed, when I looked up Mr. Bean Beanland

Luckily the yellow peril have not nobbled my PC, so I can tell you that Mr Bean Beanland is 'A creative and forward–thinking director and general manager with significant experience across almost all aspects of business management in the small to cliche blah...' and could possibly be Jeremy's Clarkson's brother.

[Jon39]

Simpo Two said:

Jon39 said:

This was displayed, when I looked up Mr. Bean Beanland

Luckily the yellow peril have not nobbled my PC, so I can tell you that Mr Bean Beanland is 'A creative and forward–thinking director and general manager with significant experience across almost all aspects of business management in the small to cliche blah...' and could possibly be Jeremy's Clarkson's brother.

His name did remind me of Boaty McBoatface. Perhaps a cousin.
I think at the moment, he might be using forward-thinking creativity, to flog heat pumps to anyone who is not forward thinking.
Hot water bottles, woolly jumpers and big electicity bills, come as part of the installation.