Anyone want...

[pupp]

...a part-plucked, semi-drawn, pre-tenderised pheasant?
'Cos there's one just needs pulling out the grill aperture of my Chimp, if so Give it another 20 mins in there, could even be par-broiled

[trefor]

No thanks, could you do me a pigeon please? Medium rare.

[currymonster]

Any chance you could do a couple of Naan breads in there while you're at it? I reckon the bay's hot enuff
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