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simpo two

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91,357 posts

288 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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Don't you love them?

For months I've had a floppy disk duplication project in the pipeline. That's right, floppy disks. God knows why they want FDs, but they do.

Yesterday they e-mailed over the files that they want put on the FDs. Luckily I had the wit to add up the file sizes and they total - wait for it - 9Mb.

Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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Bizarre!

A ten disk set for each one! ?

And they'll need zipping/disk spanning software...

Why oh why?

d1bble

3,395 posts

286 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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And while youre at it, can you do me a copy of XP on floppy?

i havent even got a floppy drive

Fer

7,764 posts

303 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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And can I have a copy of MS Internet on a CD.

justinbaker

1,339 posts

271 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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simpo two said:
floppy disk


Whats one of those then?

nightmare

5,278 posts

307 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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friend of my mum asked me if I could 'load the internet onto her PC' - I tried to explain a bit how it worked, but all she said was 'oh I dont have time to be phoning up computers, I just want it all on this machine. The man in the shop said it was big enough'

simpo two

Original Poster:

91,357 posts

288 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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nightmare said:
friend of my mum asked me if I could 'load the internet onto her PC'...

I hope you installed the latest version... 'Internet 5.2' IIRC....

davemitslancer

493 posts

242 months

Friday 18th August 2006
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Had a classic yesterday... Informed Office Staff ( All Women ) that the our internet connection had gone down..

The response recieved was... "cant you just pick it back up?"
..No!

Can you not reload it?
..No!

Is the radio interfering with the wireless network it or was it because i was on my mobile?

...Argh! No!

..i left the office!

steviebee

14,851 posts

278 months

Friday 18th August 2006
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You'll need to have a basic understanding of print to appreciate this:

A few years back, we received a brief to design and print an annual report for a long standing charity client that was always strapped for cash. This particular annual report coincided with their 25th anniversay and I suggested that they go with a four colour version. It didn't cost that much more and would really make a splash. After much deliberation, they agreed.

I called in with some file copies of the smart-looking reports. They were delighted. My client then turned to me and said "I'm really pleased you convinced us to to go with the four-colour version...... and the way you've done, it looks like you've used ALL the colours!"

Bless.

simpo two

Original Poster:

91,357 posts

288 months

Friday 18th August 2006
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steviebee said:
and the way you've done, it looks like you've used ALL the colours!"


Hi Steve wavey

You wonder how they got their jobs don't you?!

Maybe you should have said '4 colour process' - but then again, I don't suppose it would have made much difference...

On the video front, I remember deciding that I would NEVER be able to get on with a particular client (a PR woman of the worst kind) when I had to explain what a one-second fade to black looked like...



Packet of half-tone dots anyone?