It's one to hurt your eyeballs, this. In fact, we wish we hadn't seen it. But since we have, (spotted on Russian site
Car Life Blog
) we feel it's only polite to spread the pain around.
This Russian monster (for that is from whence it hails) apparently began life as a humble Audi 80-90 (of B3 or B4 vintage, we think), before having its middle cropped, and either end lovingly 'adapted'.
The front appears to have been pinched from a previous-gen A4 (or possibly A3), while at least some parts of the rear come from a late-90s Audi A6.
It's then been generously sprinkled with extraordinary bits and bobs including, we're told, a BMW-sourced steering wheel and some painfully loud-looking 'ICE'.
Underneath the bonnet is a 2.3-litre lump (presumably retained from the original car. We don't know what sort of power it's putting out, but you probably wouldn't want to be going that fast in it anyway...
Somewhat astonishingly, this little beauty is actually up for sale. If you fancy it, you'll have to find something in the region of 350,000 roubles (around £7750). Still, it's cheaper than buying an R8 or a brand-new TT, we suppose...
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