Well, you would if you didn't have morals
Bentley’s popularity has never been bigger in mother Russia thanks to a booming luxury car market, and car thieves are getting in on the action.
This year has seen seven of the Brit barges stolen in Moscow alone.
Thieves even nicked one belonging to Vladimir Zhmudsky, who was on the 1972 gold medal winning Olympic water polo team- and apparently still a hero in Russia.
One woman had her sky blue Continental stolen from a parking space near her apartment block. Police said she valued the car at $340,000.
So far, only one has been recovered and a further two were stolen last week.
But where are the cars going? Look out for a W12 powered Lada belting around the streets of Moscow any day now.