If there's one thing that's guaranteed to get us running around like over-excited children after too many E numbers it's Scalextric sets. Or, to be more accurate and less brand-dependent, slot car sets.
And this is without a doubt the coolest slot car track ever, created by US company Slot Mods. "So where's your new Scalextric set?" a friend might ask. "Oh, it's inside my Porsche 917..." you reply nonchalantly, lifting up the body of your full-size Porsche 917 rep to reveal a 1:32-scale wooden slot car track, complete with handmade period ads, aluminium Armco and everything.
The 917 itself, meanwhile, rolling aluminium three-piece centre-lock wheels in the original style and working lights front and rear. We have only three words to say on this: Best. Toy. Ever.
There's no word on the price, as each Slot Mods track is tailored to each customer, but you can be fairly certain it isn't going to be cheap...