No, we have no idea why original poster SimonTheSailor wants to know how tall former Top Gear presenter Chris Goffey is. If you're reading and are willing to shed light OP let us know!
Whatever the motivation for this most random of questions the thread that follows is a contender for PH gold, answers ranging from 'shorter than the Shard but taller than a bollard' to 'one Shogun' via discussion about which is his favourite Alpaca. No, we have no idea where that came from either.
If SimonTheSailor or, indeed, Chris himself are willing or able to shed light on this most gripping of questions let us know. For now let the randomness continue...
