You insult a Ford Mustang in print at your own risk. At the very least you'll get an online flaming as the fast Ford's huge fanbase mobilises against an unbeliever. And at worst? You probably have a crowd of men with Billy-something first names and dungarees surrounding your house with pitchforks and flaming torches. And as pretty much all previous Mustangs have been - by European standards - somewhere between crude and dreadful, it's been all too easy to stir up the hornets' nest. If you want to know what it's felt like as a Scottish 'no' campaigner in Clydebank then post on a Mustang forum that the only way a Shelby GT500 could reach 200mph is by being driven off a cliff...
Unquestionably still looks like a Mustang
So let's start with the good: the new Mustang is, for the most part, a vast improvement over any of its predecessors. We've only driven it in the US and will obviously wait until it touches down over here (with the steering wheel on the proper side) to deliver a full verdict - a line you can cross straight off the journo cliche bingo card - but first impressions are overwhelmingly positive.
For a start, it looks as good in the metal as it does in the pictures. Definitely a Mustang, but far more sophisticated and curvaceous than its slabby-sided predecessor. The cabin manages the same trick - plenty of traditional Mustang cues like deeply cowled instruments and a big-bossed steering wheel along with lots of shiny trim - but with quality that's gone up dramatically over its predecessor. Let your fingers explore for long enough and they'll find some cheap feeling plastics, but the stuff owners will touch everyday feels properly solid.
So what's it like to drive?
Well the big news - other than the RHD cars we'll be getting towards the end of next year - is the new option of a 2.3-litre turbocharged Ecoboost four-cylinder. Before you reach for the pitchfork yourself it's worth bearing in mind that this isn't the first turbo four-pot Mustang as there was an SVO version in the early 1980s.
Improvement out on the road is vast
In the US the Ecoboost sits in the middle of the range, between the rental-spec V6 and full-on V8 GT, but in Europe we won't get the V6. And although the Mustang is always going to sound better with the proper Bullitt soundtrack of the V8, the Ecoboost is definitely the one that's going to make most sense on this side of the pond.
Ford claims 310hp, 320lb ft and a US highway economy figure of 32mpg that should translate into something over 40mpg on the official NEDC test. First impressions are good: the motor fires into life with a nice hard-edged exhaust note and there's appropriately Mustang urge low down. The car we drove was fitted with the optional six-speed auto, but even working through the slush of the torque converter throttle response is decent and there's little lag. At everyday speeds, it works well.
Ask for more and the engine breaks sweat. It's been tuned to deliver best in the mid range and it starts to feel breathless well before it gets to the 6,500rpm redline and the soundtrack gains a harshness that suggests the motor isn't really appreciating the workout. There's less at the top end than the brawny low-down response has led you to expect; the Mustang is plenty fast in absolute terms - a mid-5s 0-60mph according to US magazines - but you feel a bit short-changed when you try to rev it out.
US style and Euro quality a good combo here
Overpaid, oversexed, oversteer?
Praise for the chassis is unambiguous, though. All versions of the new 'Stang ride on an independent rear suspension, and it the car feels both structurally stiffer and more compliant than the last Mustang. It's still a big car - the official US kerbweight is 1,600 kg - but it hides its mass well and rides well over the sort of rough surfaces that would have got the last Mustang crashing about like an aircraft drinks trolley in heavy turbulence.
As you'd expect, the new Mustang has switched to electric power steering, which is accurate enough although lacking much feedback. The steering can be switched between three different modes, although as tends to be the way these days the sporty mode adds weight but not feel. The car we drove also had the optional performance package upgrade with stiffer springs, a fatter rear anti-roll bar and a strut brace at the front. There's plenty of grip and a very neutral handling balance; this isn't the Mustang for high-speed oversteer around the streets of San Francisco - even with everything switched off it takes big abuse to get the back end to relinquish grip; something the brawnier V8-powered GT finds far easier...
Yes, we know this is the V8. Coming soon...
So is it good enough for Europe?
On first impressions, yes. The Mustang looks great, drives well and should cost under £30,000 when it arrives in right-hand drive form next year. The Ecoboost engine is effective if not particularly inspirational, but shouldn't be ridiculously expensive to run. As such it's probably best seen as the spiritual successor to a 2.0S Capri rather than a tyre-smoking muscle car. And that's meant as a compliment.
2015 FORD MUSTANG ECOBOOST
Engine: 2,261cc, 4-cyl turbocharged
Transmission: 6-speed automatic, rear-wheel drive
Power (hp): 310@5,500rpm
Torque (lb ft): 320@2,500-4,500rpm
0-62mph: 5.8 sec (estimate)
Top speed: 149mph
Price: c.£29,000 (autumn 2015 on sale)