You know how it goes with motor show concepts - it’s one extreme or the other. Something that’s entertaining but so wilfully daft you know it’ll never happen - see the T16 - or something that’s so perfectly judged it’s a wonder that production hasn’t been confirmed yet. The Alfa Romeo Cuorerosso falls into the latter category. The world is a worse place without an Alfa coupe in it, and there hasn’t been one since the days of the Brera (the 4C was surely too raw a sports car to be considered a trad Alfa two-door). This concept in fact uses rear-hinged doors to make it a four-door, but no matter how it’s configured, surely something that looks this good could steal a few sales from the BMW 4 Series lineup (Coupe, i4, Gran Coupe) and the array of swoopy Mercedes-Benzes out there (CLA, CLE, C-Class Electric).
We mention so many cars because, while it’s hard to draw yourself away from gawping at the Curoerosso, there really is more to it than meets the eye. Alfa suggests that this car is a - deep breath - ‘vision destined to take shape in a multi-energy line-up to cover the key segments of the market with… different powertrain solutions, to meet a range of needs without sacrificing the brand’s character.’ Expect to hear plenty more of the ‘c’ word where this concept is concerned. And while that commitment may ultimately result in a new plug-in Stelvio with a front end like this, you’d have to hope that a favourable response to the Cuorerosso would force Alfa’s hand. They want to build a coupe, surely.
Presumably having been burned with the previous commitment to an all-electric lineup, Alfa is mimicking BMW with anything and everything pretty much short of an electrified diesel coming. So while more electric Alfas are on the way, there will also be additional full, mild and plug-in hybrids pending, most notably including a Quadrifoglio grade ‘2.9 V6 full hybrid powertrain’. So we’ll assume that’s a battery-assisted version of the current turbocharged whizbanger, ready to rival the Audi RS5 and whatever BMW can conjure up for an M3 in a brave new Euro 7 world.
The torque converter and the carbon driveshaft sound familiar; Q4 all-wheel drive not so much, though the old Stelvio was an AWD hoot. Apparently the new hybrid (that may or may not be in the Cuorerosso; there’s a revcounter inside) ‘interprets electrification according to the Alfa Romeo philosophy, putting technology and innovation at the service of driving pleasure and sportiness.’ Just imagine a 600hp V6 Alfa that looks like this; in fact, don’t - just in case they don’t make one…
Just as importantly for future viability as the hybridisation is the new interior concept. Because Alfa cabins have been a bit crap for a while now. For the Cuorerosso, Paris showgoers are being treated to ‘sporty, immersive environment, gathered around the occupants like a driving glove, but at the same time in comfort courtesy of carefully designed ergonomics’. While nobody will be buying a Giulia anytime soon with hand-finished Poltrona Frau nubuck or four spectacular bucket seats, they could well get one with a new centre stack featuring prominent rotary controls beneath an integrated screen, a mode selector (Cruise, Sport and Quadrifoglio here) on a dramatically different wheel (because steer by wire makes new design possible), and a PRND on something seemingly straight from a military aircraft. Alfa has always been big on tactility - think of the current oversized paddles - so it’s nice to see that approach continue into the future. These are the best-looking electric window switches and glovebox poppers we’ve seen in ages.
Note as well the "Cannocchiale Vivente”, a stunning reimagination of the classic Alfa cowled dials. There’s an Immersivo setting that keeps two then a Concentrato mode where ‘the two telescopes physically merge into one, recalling the essentiality of the instrumentation seen in racing cars of the past.’ That would always be cool, like a Bentley Rotating Display for your dials. It ties in nicely with the overall Cuorerosso design theme of ‘Bellezza Necessaria’ (‘Necessary Beauty’) and has some basis in reality, too, as hopefully all of this does. Alfa says that the tech ‘has potential for further development in STLA SmartCockpit, the Stellantis digital platform designed to offer an increasingly intuitive, personalized, and evolving in-car experience over time, while preserving the distinctive identity of each brand.’ Anything like this in the next generation of Alfas would be revelatory.
Not that anyone will really want to talk about the inside of any kind of car that looks like this. The Cuorerosso really is one of the prettiest Alfa concept cars (maybe just concepts full stop) that we’ve seen in a while, perhaps because it doesn’t attempt to totally reimagine what a pretty car is. The silhouette is conventional - 4.7m long, 2m wide, 1.3m high - the claimed weight (1,750kg) and aero (0.28Cd) are pretty normal, and Alfa even suggests that this car ‘reinterprets with a contemporary flair the hallmarks that have always made an Alfa Romeo immediately recognizable.’ It’s all the cues that have made so many Alfas look good, modernised and incorporated into a low-slung coupe - or rather, a car that combines ‘the character of a Gran Turismo with the scenic presence and dynamism of a supercar - so of course it looks good. If it ain’t broke and so on.
Specifically, those details include new telephone dial wheels (behind which are carbon ceramic discs and air suspension), a Coda Tronca rear end with the familiar round lights that would look just right on a new Alfa sports car, and a dramatic rework of the six-light Alfa face. Plus, in what might be a world first, an illuminated grille that doesn’t look like total garbage. That’s how good the Cuorerosso looks. There’s even a new Alfa red for this concept - Liquid Ink Red - which, once more, would look right at home on just about anything upcoming with the Quadrifoglio badge on it.
While the official line is that this car is ‘neither an anticipation of a production model nor a mere exercise in style, but an authentic manifesto destined to inspire future models’, you only need to spend five seconds on the Alfa website to see that it’s in dire need of a halo product. A stylish coupe with the latest generation of powertrains and a fresh interior concept would be just what the doctor ordered. Extremely appropriate for the brand, too, given the enviable heritage of its previous two-doors. Let’s hope there’s a future for the Cuorerosso as a whole, not just selected elements. Alfa is adamant that its future will feature ‘cars for those who love to drive’, and in fairness, that is played out (to varying degrees) in the current range. It’s just the other bits that let them down. Upcoming models will put ‘innovation and performance at people’s service to transform every journey into driving pleasure, engagement and emotion, regardless of the technical solution adopted.’ Without wishing to state the bleeding obvious, and regardless of what the press release says, there seems a very clear place to start…
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