Two hopes; Bob Hope and no hope
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AtomicRex said:
It is
He's got two hopes....and one of them is Bob!
The rest doesn't need explaining! It is for the mildly intelligent to understand. And if not....followed by "Get it?" "You wouldn't get it if a large letter came through the post with the word IT on it for you!"
Or is itHe's got two hopes....and one of them is Bob!
The rest doesn't need explaining! It is for the mildly intelligent to understand. And if not....followed by "Get it?" "You wouldn't get it if a large letter came through the post with the word IT on it for you!"
"You've got two hopes, and Bob has just left the building"
tubbystu said:
"You've got two hopes, and Bob has just left the building"
GekkoRules said:
Two hopes and Bob is out of town...........
Either works.....but the main thing is you haven't explained what the other one is....you've actually left it for the other person to work out! As opposed to the dumb down culture we are becoming...that punchlines need to be spoon fed to us! And with pictures where possible 
t?Cara Van Man said:
slartibartfast said:
I first heard this back in the 80's by my older brother, I think we had some argument and I suggested to him that i was going to kick his ass to which the reply came back
"you've got two hopes, Bob Hope and no hope"
Was this shorlty before waking up in triage?"you've got two hopes, Bob Hope and no hope"
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