Do you have a useless superpower?
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As per the title. Do you have a crap super power?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?
My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?
My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?
Voldemort said:
I can, without fail, pick the slowest moving line at the supermarket tills.
Ah, with age comes wisdom, clearly. My superpower is heading straight for the self service till, as I am certainly faster and more efficient than any dedicated till operative. Failing that, I can quickly assess the till operative and people in the queue. The ones with younger people in line, and the more Males the better. Women, and especially older Women are more likely to chat and have a coupon buried somewhere deep in their handbag, and pay in loose change.
Discendo Discimus said:
Not useless power, makes you natural moderator material Don1 said:
As per the title. Do you have a crap super power?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?
My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?
See this interests me as I'm sure my nails grow really fast too, I always seem to be cutting them, my colleague reckons it is a sign of being healthy, I've Googled it to try and find out what it means, if anything, but nothing really comes up. Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?
My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?
I can often forget what I was thinking half way through having the thought/ seconds later and will also wonder where an object is and start looking for it whilst I am already holding/wearing that very thing.
Most recent example is worrying I didn’t pick up the car key and left it somewhere like at home or in the office…whilst I’m driving…
Most recent example is worrying I didn’t pick up the car key and left it somewhere like at home or in the office…whilst I’m driving…
HTP99 said:
Don1 said:
As per the title. Do you have a crap super power?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?
My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?
See this interests me as I'm sure my nails grow really fast too, I always seem to be cutting them, my colleague reckons it is a sign of being healthy, I've Googled it to try and find out what it means, if anything, but nothing really comes up. Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?
My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?
Long fingernails? 24 hours to live. Creaking knee? 24 hours. Ear ache? Sorry, that's 24 hours chap.
My superpower ability is to outlive all of these Google medical assessments.
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