2011 MERCEDES-BENZ C

Genuine reason for sale, I used to use this to ferry a Bull Terrier back and forth from Surrey to London for him to stay with my ex. But he's not as thick as he looks and is a good judge of character and he fell out with her and so it's become superfluous.

Have had it for three years and it's had two services at Guildford Mercedes. Only issue in my ownership, passenger side rocker cover started leaking in February (they all do that) and I had it sorted at local indie. He recommended that we change all the injectors at the same time and so that's been done (you don't want your V8 getting petro-locked now do you)

Michelin Pilots all round with lots of life left. Wheels could do with a refurb but they still go round and round very very quickly.

The car will cost you £790 to tax and will goad you every time you get in it to do something silly. You will also at some stage have to have an argument with Mercedes re subframe replacement but you know all of this.

Previous owner took something ? resonator out of the exhaust and the removed bit comes with the car. Sounds sensational but is able to be discreet.

Most importantly, I have interrogated the sat nav and can confirm that this car has never been anywhere near Bradford.

They are not going to be building anymore of these. Car is located in a village near Guildford that is infested by cyclists and pot holes and these issues have taken the shine off ownership a tad.

The car remains in use and I suspect it will ask for a service shortly, will be done with Mercedes Guildford. I don't think they do much but they do good video's and am happy to share with genuine punters if it goes there in the near future.

Please forgive me for not uploading 600 images of the car. It's my small contribution to net zero. Best you come and see it with your eyeballs.

Price is firm (really firm). I am happy if you wish to waste a minute of your life sending emails offering 10 k cash same day etc etc. I will not however, be wasting any of my time responding.

If you want an up together, non damaged, un barried one of these then get in contact. We can meet up. I will take you for a drive and then you get to hold out your hand

"Congratulations, you've just bought yerself an AMG"

Car comes with all it's books. Two working keys and if you want, I'll chuck the mutt in for free.