Seat Leon Cupra 280, 2015, 104k, £9,995
Once upon a time, the cheap hot hatch was the gateway drug for young enthusiasts. To some extent, it still is - though because the selection has tapered with lack of supply (and the new car market is arguably overpriced), the chances of finding a dirt cheap runaround these days are slim. Unless you’re willing to chance your arm, £10k is an advisable starting place. That amount will buy you something like this Leon Cupra 280. Not in the hot hatch premier league, perhaps, but it shares its bones with the Mk7 GTI, and that’s a good thing across the board. It’s got the manual ‘box and adaptive dampers, too, and has been cared for by just one owner. Spot on, in other words.
Ford Fiesta ST, 2018, 92k, £9,500
If reputational excellence is key, you can hardly go wrong with the Fiesta ST. You’ll struggle to find a car journalist who didn’t like it, and there’s an extra piquancy about buying one since Ford opted to kill it. But mostly there’s just the synthesis of a positive, perfectly-tuned front-drive chassis with a peppy engine, which ought to be the simplest thing in the world, but isn’t. The fact that it also looks great and is cheap to run is just the clincher. Well shy of £10k will buy you a high-mile example of the outgoing model, and honestly you could spend three times that much on something else and have conspicuously less fun. A latter day legend, for sure.
BMW M135i, 2014, 86k, £9,990
The F20 M135i was not a legend - or at least not a wholesale one. It had plenty of issues, and if you declared yourself entirely uninterested in BMW’s (suspiciously ugly) rear-drive take on the hot hatch, then you wouldn’t be alone. But many people, us included, have tended to forgive the model’s shortcomings to be within earshot of its 3.0-litre turbocharged straight six. Moreover, what seemed like a pleasing sonorous engine a decade ago is now the equivalent of having honey poured in your ears. Again, shopping with a smaller budget means higher miles, but don’t let those put you off - a nice-looking three-door like this ought to run and run. And reward every mile.
Audi S1, 2016, 88k, £9,695
Not everyone is a fan of Audi’s pumped-up supermini - and if you’re inclined to dismiss the five-door as the sort of thing a primary school teacher would drive, you might have a point. But the S1 is a hoot to pedal fast. Not adjustable or nuanced like the Fiesta, sure, but Audi’s introduction of all-wheel drive (at considerable expense) resulted in a roller skate of many other talents, not least its all-season appeal. Much like the GR Yaris, you’ll find yourself driving a bit too quickly virtually everywhere, though it’s the amusement that comes with it that sets the car apart from so many other fast Audis. Aside from having too many doors, this one, in black, looks ideal.
Renault Megane R.S 275, 2015, 81k, £8,995
Something we can all agree on: the second generation Renaultsport Megane, particularly in facelift format, was a wonderful and special thing. It had no right to be: the hatchback on which it was built seemed as humble as a pit pony. But after several earlier goes, Dieppe had worked its magic so consistently and capably that one of the great B road cars resulted. Granted, you’ll be wanting the trick chassis components for the ultimate iteration, but even a more bog standard 275 like this one, will show you why so many people fawned over the Megane when new. Perhaps there have been better all-round hot hatches in the grand scheme of such things - yet none towers over Renaultsport’s achievement where it matters.
Vauxhall Corsa VXR, 2017, 49k, £8,400
The Corsa VXR obviously had a smaller claim to fame - though it was no less popular for it. Vauxhall, after all, has been overhauling hatchbacks almost as long as anyone, and its route-one solution for doing so (combined with competitive pricing) earned it plenty of fans over the years. Much like the Megane, the VXR came good when its maker finally got around to installing a limited-slip diff, though even without it there is much to like - not least the 200hp you get from the spunky 1.6-litre turbo motor. Again, refer back to the Fiesta if you want to appreciate the finer points of lift-off oversteer, but the Corsa will get you most of the way there, and for well under budget, too. Same as it ever was.
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