Tom & Katie - oh noes!

[hornetrider]

Who would have thought.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9366...

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Scientology rears it's ugly head, yet again

[marshalla]

When asked why she's divorcing Tom, Katie Holmes replied, "It doesn't take a rocket scientologist to figure out why."

[Potatoes]

He's a scientologist and is gay.

She's normal and straight.

It took them this long to work out they have "irreconcilable differences"?

[hornetrider]

Potatoes said:

He's a scientologist and is gay.

Lawyer up, buttercup

[Papa Hotel]

Who'd have thought the relationship between the pretty young actress and the letchy old gay nutter would break down? The world is all up the left, I tell thee.

[Potatoes]

hornetrider said:

Lawyer up, buttercup

Fair point

[Great Pretender]

Potatoes said:

He's a scientologist and is gay.

She's normal and straight.

It took them this long to work out they have "irreconcilable differences"?

When did he become gay?

[Oakey]

Great Pretender said:

When did he become gay?

Shortly after John Travolta? Maybe before? Who knows?

[Mojooo]

Ray Luxury-Yacht said:

Scientology rears it's ugly head, yet again

If it keeps TC looking like that at 49 years old, then I might well be in!

[GWC]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155090/tom-c...

[DukeDickson]

He does seem to be building up a bit of form on this front.

Maybe he has a certain appreciation for the much married Liz Taylor . Maybe certain lifestyle choices don't ultimately sit well with his wives? Or, I suppose, there's just a chance he's got an ability to seek out The Mental (although I doubt it).

[RumbleOfThunder]

I've never understood the ghey accusations either, where did they come from?

[hornetrider]

GWC said:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155090/tom-c...

[DukeDickson]

Mojooo said:

Ray Luxury-Yacht said:

Scientology rears it's ugly head, yet again

If it keeps TC looking like that at 49 years old, then I might well be in!

However, placcy surgeons (even in Yankee land), Photoshop, make up and good ole genetic luck might just be a mite cheaper.

[Oakey]

RumbleOfThunder said:

I've never understood the ghey accusations either, where did they come from?

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,623195,00.html

Also, the court docs; http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tom-c...

Part 6 on page 2 might give an insight as to why he'd deny such accusations

Edited by Oakey on Saturday 30th June 01:15

[Rollin]

Great Pretender said:

Potatoes said:

He's a scientologist and is gay.

She's normal and straight.

It took them this long to work out they have "irreconcilable differences"?

When did he become gay?

[Waynester]

The bit about Tiger Woods paying £100 million just to avoid things 'getting ugly' is incredible!!
That's a rather expensive shag!

[NightRunner]

Potatoes said:

hornetrider said:

Lawyer up, buttercup

Fair point

Don't worry, you've been outdone

Papa Hotel said:

Who'd have thought the relationship between the pretty young actress and the letchy old gay nutter would break down? The world is all up the left, I tell thee.

[Pints]

On the upside, ol' wonky face (as Mrs Pints calls her) is now back on the market for some single lad.
She is rather lovely.