Match.com (Volume 5)

[Blown2CV]

Disco You said:

Mr Roper said:

Link!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48054497

a bit eyebrowy but looks a nice bod... tell her to lose the glasses! That has multiple benefits...

[Disco You]

I just have no idea why you would use Internet dating to find male friends... Or what sort of a fruit loop would lie about that.

[Blown2CV]

Disco You said:

I just have no idea why you would use Internet dating to find male friends... Or what sort of a fruit loop would lie about that.

i think it's a ploy... to achieve what i dunno. Either threesomes, secret (or maybe open relationship) shags with no grief from people that thought they might become her boyf, or to kill you... or at the outside chance maybe she is just a computer saddo that genuinely wants some friends. Her webcam pic and keyboard in the background suggests she might be a computery person. The worst that can happen is that you don't get a shag; whereas the best is that there's some filthy happenings about to happen.

[AyBee]

Disco You said:

I just have no idea why you would use Internet dating to find male friends... Or what sort of a fruit loop would lie about that.

There's only one way to find out...

I don't have a profile

[Ikemi]

This profile just popped up on my 'Viewed Me' list ...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=542...

Sounds cheerful!

[Justayellowbadge]

Ikemi said:

This profile just popped up on my 'Viewed Me' list ...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=542...

Sounds cheerful!

She does, on the upside, sound like she puts the lotion in the basket on first dates.

[Pixel Pusher]

Justayellowbadge said:

Ikemi said:

This profile just popped up on my 'Viewed Me' list ...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=542...

Sounds cheerful!

She does, on the upside, sound like she puts the lotion in the basket on first dates.

Probably tucks "it" in before dancing as well.

[kVA]

Bugger - didn't think there... Guess who's going to pop up on all our 'Viewed Me' pages, now!!!!!



Goes off to make sure I can't be identified and googled...

[Council Baby]

On that note... It's fking amazing the people who use the same name across open profiles online.

90% of people you can find them, in their entirety online, in a couple of minutes.

Most of them have things they'd like to hide from what I've seen

[Council Baby]

I have a date with a Librarian...

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

I have a date with a Librarian...

I used to work in a library. They all have weird fetishes; I was the only normal one. Good luck.

[Justayellowbadge]

Council Baby said:

I have a date with a Librarian...

Bloody autocorrect.

[Council Baby]

Carthage said:

I used to work in a library. They all have weird fetishes; I was the only normal one. Good luck.

Ummm


You're worse than me!

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

Ummm


You're worse than me!

[Rach*]

Council Baby said:

I have a date with a Librarian...

Is that before Monday?

[Council Baby]

Nope!

[Rach*]

Oooh she'll be sooooo mad at you!

[Council Baby]

What can I say, I'm an equal opportunities dater, if the candidate is right I'll cancel future interviews so as not to waste their time

Joking aside, I'm now confused as to whether I'm dating on Monday night or at a social function

[Rach*]

I'm sure you'll muddle your way through

[Council Baby]

Pervert.