Euromillions £60m win
Discussion
Dibble said:
Go to work. Pick up car. Drive to HQ. Walk into "top corridor". Into Chief Constable's office. Climb on CC's desk, pull trousers down, do a massive "Mr Whippy" s
t on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left.
t on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left. 
That's disgusting!
Why can't you just do it in your car like the rest of the police do?
Celtic Dragon said:
Personally, I'd still be going to work. Takes about 3 months for you to get your hands on the cash.
Once I knew it was mine and available, then I'd hand in my notice.
You get it pretty much straight away. Certainly within a working day. What makes you think you need to wait 3 months?Once I knew it was mine and available, then I'd hand in my notice.
Go to work as normal
Invite lottery dude over tomorrow night to discuss winnings
Take advice on which bank would be least likely to employ somebody who would shop me to a tabloid after depositing 60 mill
Spend a bit of cash quietly (tiny bit)
Ask to go part time in a couple of months
Stick that for a bit longer then quit work
Build secret bunker/lair several stories below our house to include multicar garage and fake volcano helicopter pad
Work out which mates least likely to shop me to tabloid
Work out which family members least likely to shop me to a tabloid
Splurge some cash on above 2 categories
Get shopped to tabloid
Become Howard Hughes
I admire these people, and hope I'd be like them.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west...
Oh, and I'd order one of these: http://www.fieldmasterwheelchairs.co.uk/
Keep it very very quiet.
Tell work I'm taking a year off, as "the wife has inherited some money".
Work my notice.
Leave.
Take a year off, spending money elsewhere. Plan my dream house.
Never wake up to an alarm clock again.
I was thinking about this today. Just had two weeks off, in which I've done nothing much. Laid in bed until gone 10am. Had a bath, a light brunch, had a golf weekend, done some other bits and pieces. All very casual, and I could be idle rich quite easily, if I had the time and the money to do whatever took my fancy. I also like the idea of spreading the wealth about, in a philanthropic way. After all, how many house, cars, boats etc can a person really use?
Tell work I'm taking a year off, as "the wife has inherited some money".
Work my notice.
Leave.
Take a year off, spending money elsewhere. Plan my dream house.
Never wake up to an alarm clock again.
I was thinking about this today. Just had two weeks off, in which I've done nothing much. Laid in bed until gone 10am. Had a bath, a light brunch, had a golf weekend, done some other bits and pieces. All very casual, and I could be idle rich quite easily, if I had the time and the money to do whatever took my fancy. I also like the idea of spreading the wealth about, in a philanthropic way. After all, how many house, cars, boats etc can a person really use?
hyperblue said:
MagicalTrevor said:
rehab71 said:
Tell Pistonheads, first job.
Imagine if someone did, we'd have to find a 'lottery' version of the custard test.I'd actually work part time so my life still had some structure. Nothing strenuous, obviously... a paper round would do!
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