Geek Jokes

[Bob_Defly]

K12beano said:

My dog has just completed his masters degrees in Chemistry and Philosophy.

In Chemistry he has succeeded in making some previously-thought impossible molecules

The big question in Philosophy is whether his BoronArgonPotassium is worse than his BismuthTellurium

[ZesPak]

Loving this one from XKCD:

Edited by ZesPak on Tuesday 14th May 09:15

[The Black Flash]

TheEnd said:

Gwagon111 said:

marshalla said:

Who's Jay ?

I think he once lived next door to Alice. He also appeared in a film about alien hunting secret agents .

Alice? Who the fk is Alice?

Exactly what I thought of.

[K12beano]

The Black Flash said:

TheEnd said:

Gwagon111 said:

marshalla said:

Who's Jay ?

I think he once lived next door to Alice. He also appeared in a film about alien hunting secret agents .

Alice? Who the fk is Alice?

Exactly what I thought of.

talking of Alice, didn't you ever wonder, while you were in the arms of Mary, who the f3ck was Quiver?

[CYMR0]

This one came from my sister.

Prat-falling - it's a fool's gerund.

[Morningside]

[Disco You]

Drink and calculus don't mix. DO NOT drink and derive.

[MartG]

I guess that's me added to their list then......

[Craigyp79]

[ewenm]

robsa said:

But the wine and sauce being flung off the cat would be due to centrifugal force wouldn't it? Centripetal force is what keeps the cat rotating around its axis, surely...

Inertia. There is no outward force, but inertia means the wine and sauce will try to travel in a straight line from the rotating cat.

Anyway, back to the jokes.

[jimmyone]

Knock Knock !
WHOs there ?
Albert Einstein.
Albert Einstein who ?

[TheHeretic]

[JonRB]

TheHeretic said:

[jimmyone]

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why is a bad photo of david essex funny ?

[LivingTheDream]

jimmyone]heHeretic said:

why is a bad photo of david essex funny ?

Isn't it Robert Lindsay?

[TheHeretic]

LivingTheDream said:

Isn't it Robert Lindsay?

No, he had a bigger hat.

[real4star]

[simonrockman]

Craigyp79 said:

When I was at PCW I could spot something set in LaTeX a mile off all except one piece were mind-numbingly dull.

[K12beano]

There's a whole site dedicated to "Jony Ive redesigns..."

But the one that tickled me most was as simple as:

Jony Ive redesigns his passport photo:

[ZesPak]

Some funny stuff on that website:


http://jonyiveredesignsthings.tumblr.com/