The Apprentice 2013
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Juanco20

3,348 posts

219 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Why does it take 3 people to go to the offy and buy 3 cartons of juice? Carry one each?

Japveesix

4,576 posts

194 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Accumul8 said:
Kurt has a serious attitude problem.

Uzma is useless.

Neil is a tcensoredt.

Fire them all.
Yup that sounds about right. Neil seemed like a right cocky tit. Uzma (sp?) was just plain useless.

Kurt is ok he just needs to stop giving people/Alan evil looks every time someone criticises him.

MiniMan64

19,086 posts

216 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Accumul8 said:
Kurt has a serious attitude problem.

Uzma is useless.

Neil is a tcensoredt.

Fire them all.
They've all got bad attitude and they're all tts though. Actually thought Neil was okay but Pale Face really would have been more useful as a paperweight.

chibbard

1,554 posts

286 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Whoohoo. Rita Ora fired....

Nick Grant

5,473 posts

261 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Uzma looks better with brown eyes on You're Fired

Zad

12,980 posts

262 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Nick Grant said:
Uzma looks better with brown eyes on You're Fired
Very much so, and a more natural skin colour.

The eyelashes, make-up and hair still looks a bit like a drag act though.

The Don of Croy

6,397 posts

185 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Zad said:
Very much so, and a more natural skin colour.

The eyelashes, make-up and hair still looks a bit like a drag act though.
She really should have equipped herself with some standout lashes...bet she's still sporting pornstar shoes though.

dasherdiablo1

4,333 posts

247 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Is it just me or did Natalie look like an umpa lumpa tonight when she was in her white overalls in the farm?

Find it quite amusing that her fiancé was on here defending her but she's turned out to be exactly what was expected! Fake tan, fake cans, fake busines wo-man

Evangelion

8,502 posts

204 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Yes I did notice Uzma looked a lot less of a munter on YBF than on the original programme.

I'd still run like 'ell if she came near me tho.

condor

8,837 posts

274 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Nick Grant said:
Uzma looks better with brown eyes on You're Fired
I wondered why she'd previously got blue eyes then had brown. I'm aware that people can use contact lenses to change eye colour - but why bother?

Jasandjules

72,159 posts

255 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Juanco20 said:
Why does it take 3 people to go to the offy and buy 3 cartons of juice? Carry one each?
I think they are only allowed to have 2 groups in each time maximum.

However, £600 odd profit for six people working two days, then add in costs of store, travel etc... Serious business plan there........

JuniorD

9,013 posts

249 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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AnonSpoilSport said:
JuniorD said:
Feels a bit like a case of when in doubt, fire the Asian. With the black girl fired in the first episode, I don't think there was any choice really. Uzma better watch out, it's almost inevitable now.
You are trolling, aren't you?
hehe

BoRED S2upid

21,018 posts

266 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Jasandjules said:
However, £600 odd profit for six people working two days, then add in costs of store, travel etc... Serious business plan there........
Good point well put.

Sir Allan should factor that in. So Team A wins by making £600. However, don't get too excited by that you little upstarts, the rent for the shop was £250, the expense to transport you to all the farmers markets was £250, if you factor in the 6 of you working for 20 hours on this task your actual profit is 83p an hour you useless bunch of wastrells.

Nick Grant

5,473 posts

261 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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BoRED S2upid said:
Good point well put.

Sir Allan should factor that in. So Team A wins by making £600. However, don't get too excited by that you little upstarts, the rent for the shop was £250, the expense to transport you to all the farmers markets was £250, if you factor in the 6 of you working for 20 hours on this task your actual profit is 83p an hour you useless bunch of wastrells.
It's not a realistic situation though is it. You don't set up a business for two days and justify the start-up costs.

dundarach

6,122 posts

254 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Nick Grant said:
It's not a realistic situation though is it - END

FourWheelDrift

92,074 posts

310 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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BoRED S2upid

21,018 posts

266 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Nick Grant said:
BoRED S2upid said:
Good point well put.

Sir Allan should factor that in. So Team A wins by making £600. However, don't get too excited by that you little upstarts, the rent for the shop was £250, the expense to transport you to all the farmers markets was £250, if you factor in the 6 of you working for 20 hours on this task your actual profit is 83p an hour you useless bunch of wastrells.
It's not a realistic situation though is it. You don't set up a business for two days and justify the start-up costs.
Pop up shops, Market stalls car boot sale... they are all businesses that fit this situation.

Im just saying these additional costs should be taken into account. The programme is giving the wrong impression that its a true £600 profit, people at home are probably thinking hell I could do better than that £600 in one day, I could do £1000. Erm... no you can't.




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Nick Grant

5,473 posts

261 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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BoRED S2upid said:
Pop up shops, boot sale... they are all businesses that fit this situation.
Business that normally rely on exisiting stock before opening.

Jasandjules

72,159 posts

255 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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iva cosworth

44,044 posts

189 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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I found it funny BBC playing Nicki Minaj tune at the end last night,there is a

resemblance to Uzma.