Illegal Jaguar Leaper on Bonnet
Illegal Jaguar Leaper on Bonnet
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The Admiral

Original Poster:

74 posts

267 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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Hi!

Apparently I am a criminal and a danger to society 'cos I've got a Jaguar on the front of my erm.. Jaguar

Whilst I accept the argument that this could harm someone if I knocked them on to my bonnet, I also think it is of complete insignificance is the scheme of things and that the Police should be enforcing things that are actually more important.

Anyway, my question to PHers is - I got a £30 fine (no points etc) - it will cost me £200+ to have the leaper removed, holes filled, bonnet painted etc - can I just accept that getting fined £30 every few months as a running cost, or if I don't remove it, will they charge me with something else and put me in prison or something?

Cheers for any advice

pbrettle

3,280 posts

305 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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Eh? Was the Jaguar standard fit for your car? Or was it fitted by yourself later on?

If it is standard (thinking old S type or Mk2 here) then they can take a running jump for some jumped up Plod to tell you that you have to remove it. However, if the model in question didnt have one as standard then I am afraid that there are some guidelines as to what can be fitted where (thinking XJ40 here).

forever_driving

1,869 posts

272 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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I was under the impression that these were OK if the car was original manufactured with them on the bonnet. I've been known to be wrong though - on many occassions.

(Guess you didn't buy another Z3M then)

Editted to say: Just beaten to it

>> Edited by forever_driving on Wednesday 16th June 12:13

pbrettle

3,280 posts

305 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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forever_driving said:
Editted to say: Just beaten to it


HA - I am always coming first.....

Paul V

4,489 posts

299 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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We had a car brought into the MOT station I worked in that had to have nylon nuts fitted to the jaguar so it would snap off in the event of a accident, we had to stamp a police form to say it had been done, don’t know if this may be a option for you?

sidekick

266 posts

273 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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Paul V said:
We had a car brought into the MOT station I worked in that had to have nylon nuts fitted to the jaguar so it would snap off in the event of a accident, we had to stamp a police form to say it had been done, don’t know if this may be a option for you?


Nylon nuts on a Jaguar - the poor creature!

The Admiral

Original Poster:

74 posts

267 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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I think Jaguar stopped fitting them in 1970s - during the oil crisis, Jaguars were seen as BAD and the Daily Mail printed a picture of a Robin impaled on a leaper to the shock of the country LOL!!

I fitted mine to my '92 XJS (got a tuned EVO IV as bell BTW forever_driving ) and it looks really Cool and all my patients (elderly with dementia, depression etc) go ooh, that's nice and little birds perch on it 'cos it's nice and shiny etc, so I think it is doing GOOD for society

Anyway, apparently there is an EU approved "Knock Off" Jaguar leaper, but the one I have is fixed.

Any ideas what might happen if I keep it on and am stopped again? Am not keen to follow trivial laws if possible Apparently if I had Bull Bars fitted, it would be OK

Marki

15,763 posts

292 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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The Admiral said:
I think Jaguar stopped fitting them in 1970s - during the oil crisis, Jaguars were seen as BAD and the Daily Mail printed a picture of a Robin impaled on a leaper to the shock of the country LOL!!

I fitted mine to my '92 XJS (got a tuned EVO IV as bell BTW forever_driving ) and it looks really Cool and all my patients (elderly with dementia, depression etc) go ooh, that's nice and little birds perch on it 'cos it's nice and shiny etc, so I think it is doing GOOD for society

Anyway, apparently there is an EU approved "Knock Off" Jaguar leaper, but the one I have is fixed.

Any ideas what might happen if I keep it on and am stopped again? Am not keen to follow trivial laws if possible Apparently if I had Bull Bars fitted, it would be OK


Take it off , imagine how you will feel if it ends up stuck in the side of someones head .

It does not look cool on a 92 XJS , even Angelina Jolie would not look cool on a 92 XJS

supraman2954

3,241 posts

261 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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Marki said:


Take it off , imagine how you will feel if it ends up stuck in the side of someones head .

It does not look cool on a 92 XJS , even Angelina Jolie would not look cool on a 92 XJS



As a pedestrian, I would be more worried about the rest of the grill, bonnet and, more significantly, my head going through, then out of the windscreen. How many injuries have resulted from this anyway?

Perhaps the police should be concentrating on preventing the absolute cause of this kind of accident: stopping people walking out in front of moving vehicles.

The Admiral

Original Poster:

74 posts

267 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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LOL!! My Jag IS Cool, as is my purple and gold porn star bathroom

Fair point - one of the officers said I could face criminal charges if I did skewer somebody with it...

But - the chance of this happening are very very low, so I don't think it is a big enough issue for the Police to be spending their time enforcing?

Edit - good point supraman - where I live, pedestrians deliberately walk slowly out in fron of cars because they have "an equal right to cross the road"

>> Edited by The Admiral on Wednesday 16th June 13:28

Marki

15,763 posts

292 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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The Admiral said:
LOL!! My Jag IS Cool, as is my purple and gold porn star bathroom

Fair point - one of the officers said I could face criminal charges if I did skewer somebody with it...

But - the chance of this happening are very very low, so I don't think it is a big enough issue for the Police to be spending their time enforcing?



a sense of humour ,, well you must have

i know what you are saying about the old bill having better things to do , thank god i got out in time

JMGS4

8,881 posts

292 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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The Admiral said:
Anyway, apparently there is an EU approved "Knock Off" Jaguar leaper, but the one I have is fixed. Any ideas what might happen if I keep it on and am stopped again? Am not keen to follow trivial laws if possible Apparently if I had Bull Bars fitted, it would be OK


The only "approved" one is the one with nylon fixing nuts, and are available through the Jag specialists who advertise here (can't think of the name....green summat?), any others could cost you!!!
Or you could modify yours so that they rip off...and the scallys can then collect it!

wiggy001

6,993 posts

293 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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Can someone please tell me in which Eden-like place this heinous crime took place so I can move there and escape the real world of Murder, Rape and Burglary.

silverback mike

11,292 posts

275 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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Strewth, in all my years I have never heard of someone being given a fixed penalty for that....

Incidentally they are still made that way in the states.

Basically, as it is a non endorsable offence, nothing further is done if your fine is paid..which means that you will have your £30 fine and thats it.
However, seeing as the officer that 'supplied' you with the notice appears to have eyes of a sniper, I would bet my bottom dollar if you don't change it you will have another etc etc etc.

Best wishes
Mike

>> Edited by silverback mike on Wednesday 16th June 14:05

gone

6,649 posts

285 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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You were lucky that he chose the £30 option and not the Dangerous Parts/condition endorsable option.

Vehicles are not allowed to have anything protruding that is likley to cause injury unless it has gone through type approval when the vehicle is designed. This caters for things like Merc badges and silver ladies on Rolls Royce which collapse when touched.

You must take the thing off as it does not meet with type approval and therefore is within the scope of Dangerous Condition legislation. The very same legislation that will get you if you drive around with a damaged wing exposing sharp edges after an RTC.

By the way, If you happen to drive around Slough, would you consider fitting the car with a lance instead of the Jaguar? it will be much more appropriate

KITT

5,345 posts

263 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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This kind of thing really amuses me. Owning a Se7en style kitcar which I put through SVA test (like a really through 3 hour MOT) meant I learnt a lot about the rules and regs.

The test says that anything that can be touched by 70mm sphere (supposed to represent a knee-cap) has to be radiused to 2.5mm. My car has open front wheels which means all the suspension is exposed and hence all edges have to have this radius. Personally if anyone's planning a trip through my suspension, I think the last thing they'd be worried about is the odd sharp edge!

Also, there's no mention about the red hot exhaust sticking out the side, as long as it's radiused! I asked the tester about this and he confirmed that, in theory I could have a 3 foot bar out the side as long as it's radiused! Nuts I tell you!

The Admiral

Original Poster:

74 posts

267 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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So, I could add a small radiused fence around the leaper on the bonnet, then

Don't I get any leway because the wing would fall off if I hit any pedestrian, anyway?

Thanks Paul V and JMGS4 - will look in to getting some nylon nuts

Did Liberace have this problem when he fitted chandaliers to his car

bad company

21,330 posts

288 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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The sad thing is that if you go to the Jaguar factory you see the American market cars coming off the production line complete with the leaping cats and the European motors with no cat.

I know which I prefer.

Bloody Brussels - Glad I voted for UKIP

bweemer

25 posts

260 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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What's the point of the nylon nuts ???

Is it so the pedestrian can keep the emblem embedded in their head whist they roll back off the bonnet and under the front wheels ? Personally I'd rather stay attached to the bonnet.

gh0st

4,693 posts

280 months

Wednesday 16th June 2004
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gone said:


By the way, If you happen to drive around Slough, would you consider fitting the car with a lance instead of the Jaguar? it will be much more appropriate