Have you heard the one about the one-legged
Have you heard the one about the one-legged
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streaky

Original Poster:

19,311 posts

271 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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policeman?

Apparently it's not a joke.

A force in the Midlands (IIRC) has recruited a one-legged policeman ... because they (a) have to under EU anti-discrimination law, and (b) because they want to represent a "true cross-section of the community they serve".

So, when will they start recruiting OAPs and babies? Other representatives of the visually, aurally, physically and mentally impaired? Oh, and criminals?

Of course, there are those who would argue that some of these groups are already well-represented in the force .

Streaky

This is not a dig at the one-legged officer, whom I hope is fully capable of performing all the tasks that a two-legged officer can do.

Dwight VanDriver

6,583 posts

266 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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No good at the annual arse kicking contest then....

DVD
(Come on you have to have some humour)

kenp

654 posts

270 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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A mono-plod?

Streetcop

5,907 posts

260 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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Q: What's got 3 legs and does over 100mph?

A: A double crewed West Mids police car