Just returned from Australia to a speeding ticket!

[Tahiti]

How does that work then? This happened to someone I was out there with. They reckon it's points on his licence and a fine. How come?

[streaky]

Er; if you want a reasoned response, you will need to supply more information - Streaky

[Neil_H]

Could someone tell me how long this piece of string is.

[boredpilot]

Not seeing the peice of string but im faily sure its twice as long from the middle to one end. Hope that helps

[BliarOut]

Which end?

[boredpilot]

it shouldnt matter which end.

A piece of string will always be twice as long as the middle to one end.

Unless you start speaking about quantum string theroy when that can be a differnt matter/space and even time

[dontlift]

Neil_H said:

Could someone tell me how long this piece of string is.

Bout this i reckon

[BliarOut]

Quantum string. Now that opens up a whole can of worms

[apeebles]

Don't worry about it and file it accordingly.

[apeebles]

Don't worry about it and file it accordingly.

[Neil_H]

boredpilot said:

it shouldnt matter which end. A piece of string will always be twice as long as the middle to one end. Unless you start speaking about quantum string theroy when that can be a differnt matter/space and even time

I need a number people, A NUMBER. I can't work with fractions and multiples.

It's about this long

|-----------------------------|

(NOT TO SCALE)

[BliarOut]

Neil_H said:

boredpilot said: it shouldnt matter which end. A piece of string will always be twice as long as the middle to one end. Unless you start speaking about quantum string theroy when that can be a differnt matter/space and even time I need a number people, A NUMBER. I can't work with fractions and multiples. It's about this long |-----------------------------| (NOT TO SCALE)

Ahh, in that case it's bound to be 3 points and £60 to Gordon.

[streaky]

apeebles said:

Don't worry about it and file it accordingly.

You can't file string ... unless you clamp it in a vice.

[streaky]

apeebles said:

Don't worry about it and file it accordingly.

I said, "You can't file string ... unless you clamp it in a vice."

[Dibble]

streaky said:

apeebles said: Don't worry about it and file it accordingly. I said, "You can't file string ... unless you clamp it in a vice."

[Dibble]

Dibble said:

streaky said: apeebles said: Don't worry about it and file it accordingly. I said, "You can't file string ... unless you clamp it in a vice."

bAdummmmm, tsssssssssssssss

[Neil_H]

Dibble said:

Dibble said: streaky said: apeebles said: Don't worry about it and file it accordingly. I said, "You can't file string ... unless you clamp it in a vice." bAdummmmm, tsssssssssssssss

Did you drop your sticks the first time?

[deltaf]

300 yards...it says so on the can........













































Not really.

[Marcos Maniac]

Neil_H said:

Dibble said: Dibble said: streaky said: apeebles said: Don't worry about it and file it accordingly. I said, "You can't file string ... unless you clamp it in a vice." bAdummmmm, tsssssssssssssss Did you drop your sticks the first time?

I think they got entangled in the string

[Byff]

dontlift said:

Neil_H said: Could someone tell me how long this piece of string is. Bout this i reckon

The tin says it's twine. How long is a piece of Twine?