Where Is Streetcop?

[towman]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are fast approaching the completion of 24 hours without a post from Gary. Should zero hour (21:15) pass without a magical appearance, I feel that PH should mark the occasion.

Your suggestions are welcome.

Ring your friends - everyone will want to say "I was there".

Steve.

[poorcardealer]

He might have committed an offence and nicked himself!!

[Pigeon]

I thought he was on holiday for a week, or something?

[towman]

33 minutes and counting

[towman]

Was the possibility of a fight last night - here:

[url]www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=4&f=10&t=121628&h=0[/url]

But he doesnt know it all came to nothing!

Probably gone to get backup from PC Fido!

If you are lurking and waiting to post just before times up, I`ll....errrrrr dunno.

Steve

[towman]

>> Edited by towman on Friday 3rd September 21:17

[TripleS]

towman said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are fast approaching the completion of 24 hours without a post from Gary. Should zero hour (21:15) pass without a magical appearance, I feel that PH should mark the occasion. Your suggestions are welcome. Ring your friends - everyone will want to say "I was there". Steve.

Well I suspect he's on holiday AGAIN, but spending it busily decorating or something.

At any rate it allows us the opportunity to get a few words in.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

[Streetcop]

Dave is right and must have smelled me....

I spent yesterday and overnight in a place called West Ayton, on the A170 near Scarborough...

A friend of mine lives there and as the wife and I are off work this week, we popped along for another BBQ...

Garden party time again round at Chez Streetcop tonight, starting at 1800. The chiminea will be lit later to keep the guests warm..

Tomorrow a Christening.....All go...not back at work until Tuesday on afternoons..

Kind Regards to you all...

Street

[Mad Moggie]

Streetcop said:

Dave is right and must have smelled me.... I spent yesterday and overnight in a place called West Ayton, on the A170 near Scarborough... A friend of mine lives there and as the wife and I are off work this week, we popped along for another BBQ... Garden party time again round at Chez Streetcop tonight, starting at 1800. The chiminea will be lit later to keep the guests warm.. Tomorrow a Christening.....All go...not back at work until Tuesday on afternoons.. Kind Regards to you all... Street

Tis a hard life being a copper

[Streetcop]

Mad Moggie said:

Tis a hard life being a copper

You're right....I don't know how I have time to fit it in though...

Street

[stepej]

Streetcop said:

The chiminea will be lit later to keep the guests warm.. Street

Had to read that twice... At first I thought you might have something against TVRs

[Streetcop]

I think I need a logo, perhaps:



There's even a book about my trials and tribulations;




and even an interactive computer game..



Street

[mybrainhurts]

....get you, ducks....like my stick......?

[Streetcop]

BBQ went ok last night.....guests were on top form and the dog didn't savage anyone..

Tonight we're round at next doors garden party...However, my Chiminea activities will pale into insignificance as we're taking the drinks into their garden 'hot-tub'!



No rest for the wicket Street...still got until Tuesday at 2pm to go back to work...





Street

[mybrainhurts]

Streetcop said:

Tonight we're round at next doors garden party...However, my Chiminea activities will pale into insignificance as we're taking the drinks into their garden 'hot-tub'!

Do you worry that those around you will be peeing copiously in that aquatic skip.....?

[Streetcop]

mybrainhurts said:

Do you worry that those around you will be peeing copiously in that aquatic skip.....?

No...my rich neighbour has even got a system in the water that turns urine to purple dye if it's detected..so you can see purple streams coming from your crotch area should you decide to piss you trunks...

We had super evening....red wine flowed..(not into the hot tub)...temp 36degrees...

Street

[mybrainhurts]

Streetcop said:

mybrainhurts said: Do you worry that those around you will be peeing copiously in that aquatic skip.....? No...my rich neighbour has even got a system in the water that turns urine to purple dye if it's detected

Nice to have neighbours who trust you.....

Streetcop said:

.....you trunks...

Call me you trunks again, an' I'll call you Sweetplop

Streetcop said:

We had super evening....red wine flowed..(not into the hot tub)...temp 36degrees... Street

That wetskip didn't come from Hanover Way, did it?

[Streetcop]

mybrainhurts said:

That wetskip didn't come from Hanover Way, did it?

It's not a German one..it's british...Don't know where they got it from...cost over £6k

Street

[mybrainhurts]

Thanks, Street, you've just confirmed you're not in my neck o' the woods......

Hanover Way is a road, silly billy........

[gone]

mybrainhurts said:

Thanks, Street, you've just confirmed you're not in my neck o' the woods...... Hanover Way is a road, silly billy........

If its Hanover Way in Windsor, then I may be in your neck o' woods