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Strange thing happened on the way back from the supermarket just now.
A couple of young ladies in a rather ancient Vectra, one wearing a Burberry cap, both with ponytails and B-I-G earrings were in front of me. (does that make them "chavs", I wonder?) To put it politely, they were bimbling along like a couple of arthritic grannies in a Morris Minor.
So I overtook.
Clear, safe road, no junctions, about half a mile of visibility.
As I passed, they both gave me the "nescafe" sign out of their windows.
All I did was overtake - is that a crime now? I was so puzzled I almost followed them into the village council estate (whence they'd turned off) to ask them why they did it, but it's too lovely a day to get a mouthful of abuse...
Perhaps they just knew me...
A couple of young ladies in a rather ancient Vectra, one wearing a Burberry cap, both with ponytails and B-I-G earrings were in front of me. (does that make them "chavs", I wonder?) To put it politely, they were bimbling along like a couple of arthritic grannies in a Morris Minor.
So I overtook.
Clear, safe road, no junctions, about half a mile of visibility.
As I passed, they both gave me the "nescafe" sign out of their windows.
All I did was overtake - is that a crime now? I was so puzzled I almost followed them into the village council estate (whence they'd turned off) to ask them why they did it, but it's too lovely a day to get a mouthful of abuse...
Perhaps they just knew me...
MMC said:
As I passed, they both gave me the "nescafe" sign out of their windows.
"Holding this steering wheel makes me hands go numb"
"well, shake them like this...gets the circulation going.....oooh, look at that nice ABD man go"
"You mean, like this?"
"yes, but one at a time, or we'll spin off into this estaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate..............."
MMC said:
You know them then, do you Street?
Or just the breed...?
The breed...
I was at a Christening this lunchtime, when; would you believe it..a dozen or so chavs arrived...
I was expecting a fleet of Capris outside, but they'd left prior to me and my family, so I wasn't able to confirm it....
Oh, how I laughed at the bar when Mr Chav Senior ordered a pint of John Smiths with a 'RedBull' in the top..
Street
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