Odd example of bib manpower allocation............
Odd example of bib manpower allocation............
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DJFish

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6,009 posts

286 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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Picture the scene, Driving out of central London this morning post night shift, absolutely empty roads Quite a lot of which were shut off for the Regent St festival.

Ambling along about 40ish (yes yes I know, I'm a child killing psychopath)go through underpass after which there is a speed camera so everyone goes through at 30, I decide this would be a good time to overtake all the cars I'd caught so did just that at 32ish, only thing was, directly after the camera was a bunch of coppers hiding behind a pillar with a laser gun, one of whom gesticulated wildly for me to slow down.

Now normally I'd be thankful that they hadn't pulled me but guys....You lasered me going through a speed camera! After reading posts on here, you couldn't do anything if I was speeding anyway as it's the same 'crime'.

So whats the point of sitting right under a 'safety' camera, further complicating motorists journeys in the one instance its possible to actually TRAVEL through London??

Or was he just telling me to turn my stereo down??

Streetcop

5,907 posts

261 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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Manpower? Manpower?

There'd be a 5 day invetigation, if I used the word manpower in a briefing...

'Staffing Level' if you please...



Street

>> Edited by Streetcop on Monday 6th September 01:33

TommoFocus

126 posts

267 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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Yeah everything has gone a bit PC nowadays in the Forces, cant get the bloody job done due to PSD investigating and suspending everyone!

Pigeon

18,535 posts

269 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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Could it be that the speed camera only goes off for fairly large infractions of the limit, and the cops had been stationed there somewhat against their personal inclinations to check on less major infractions? "Slow down, slow down, we can see you're not a nutter and we really don't want to nick you but we can't tell the video recorder that"?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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He was trying to tell you that monster rabbit was about to stamp on you.....

monster1

63 posts

268 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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It may be that they were there to stop anybody who did set off the camera to check driver/vehicle details for cloning / drink drive / no insurance etc all the things the camera can't see.

If all was ok the speed offence can still be dealt with by the camera.

If I'm ever behind a vehicle that sets off a camera I always stop it, if possible. Its amazing how many unregistered / uninsured / disqualified drivers etc will go through the cameras at any speed knowing that it would be hard / impossible to trace them.

I will always update the records to show who was driving at the time to alleviate any S172 offences at a later date.

djfish

Original Poster:

6,009 posts

286 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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mybrainhurts said:
He was trying to tell you that monster rabbit was about to stamp on you.....


"Dinsdale...."
(Or was that a hedgehog?)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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Mole?

towman

14,938 posts

262 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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djfish said:

mybrainhurts said:
He was trying to tell you that monster rabbit was about to stamp on you.....



"Dinsdale...."
(Or was that a hedgehog?)


The Hedgehog was "Spiny Norman" on a Monty Python Record. Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were a coupe of gangsters(?). Dinsdale was being stalked by Spiny Norman. IIRC the end of the record (remember them !) finshed with the line "Sorry mate scratched your record" as the needle got to the end and scratched back a bit (I know what I mean)

I think the rabbit was "Harvey" in an old Jerry Lewis film, perhaps The Nutty Professor.

What was the name of the massive kitten in the Goodies (was it Kitten Kong?)

Steve

Pigeon

18,535 posts

269 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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Google says it was.

The Dinsdale sketch was on the TV series too... people saying they wouldn't hear a word said against the gangsters even though they had their heads nailed to the table, and this huge animated hedgehog striding through the city booming "DINSDALE!!!"

cortinaman

3,230 posts

276 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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towman - the 'kitten kong' sketch and song were definatly from 'the goodies'.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

262 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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monster1 said:

If I'm ever behind a vehicle that sets off a camera I always stop it, if possible. Its amazing how many unregistered / uninsured / disqualified drivers etc will go through the cameras at any speed knowing that it would be hard / impossible to trace them.


And that Monster is the point we all are making!!!

BiB, yes. Scam, no.

Mrr T

14,784 posts

288 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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towman said:

I think the rabbit was "Harvey" in an old Jerry Lewis film, perhaps The Nutty Professor.
Steve


The Movie was called Harvey a 6'3 1/2" rabbit but the star was James Stewart.

Not sure about the cat in the Goodies but sure someone on :-

www.goodiesruleok.com/

will help.

Mrr T

14,784 posts

288 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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Just browsed the site myself the cat was called Twinkle. I must get out more.

deeen

6,285 posts

268 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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Hi DJFish. They were trying to warn you yuou were being followed by a large pink flying pig.

gone

6,649 posts

286 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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djfish said:

mybrainhurts said:
He was trying to tell you that monster rabbit was about to stamp on you.....



"Dinsdale...."
(Or was that a hedgehog?)


Spiney Norman

He terrorised Doug and Dinsdale Piranha

gone

6,649 posts

286 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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Why were they there?

1. Speed camera boxes do not all have recording equipment inside them.

2. Cameras only protect about 100 meters of road.

3. Drivers slow down for speed cameras (well those that are not driving with 'thumb up arse' )

4. Drivers then ignore the limit having passed the protected area.

5. Residents complain about the speeds of cars before and after the camera site.

6. Police commanders respond by sending laser units to check speeds 300 meters after the camera.

7. Most people caught are those residents that write in to complain about the speed of cars after the camera (and people coming home after a night shift )