Truck related caption comp.

[towman]

Captions would be great.........but How the Flock do you roll one of these!

[Mr2Mike]

..so then my mate said "I bet you couldn't do handbrake turn in that". "Watch me" I said...

[Mr2Mike]

Assembly of the new flat packed quarry truck was hampered by badly translated instructions and no pictures.




An oversight in the factory caused omission of the sump plug. Draining the oil was an involved process...

[bobfrance]

The pictures upside down - it's actually carrying the entire earth!

[andygo]

It's an elephant racer having a kip

[towman]

Mr2Mike said:

Assembly of the new flat packed quarry truck was hampered by badly translated instructions and no pictures. .

[towman]

Brian didn`t really understand the concept of "Tipper Truck"

[rsvmilly]

'If only there had been more speed cameras in the quarry' ??

[jmorgan]

Honest boss, it just died on me.......

[sqwib]

Have you a problem 84?

[towman]

Shouldn`t that be .... "come in 84"...."we haven`t got an 84"....."are you having trouble 48?"

[mybrainhurts]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off......

[TheExcession]

Hey, Earl, stop that 4x4, see if they'll give us a tow

[cortinaman]

the labourers thought it would be amusing to hide the site office while the project manager was having a shite.

[madant69]

"There's another photo ruined - 48 was pulling a stupid face..."

[te51cle]

Evidence of weapons of mass detrucktion finally found !

[towman]

te51cle said:

Evidence of weapons of mass detrucktion finally found !

leave the room NOW........!!!!!!!!!

[Mr2Mike]

"Roll me over in the quarry, roll me over lay me down and do it again"

[ledfoot]

Why don't you listen? , I told you the wheels should go underneath the truck.

[medicineman]

"There must be an easier way to change the tyres"