I've Got a Little List

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Dedicated to Capt. Gatso and others of similar bent( whom of course I do NOT know), the following is a tribute to their efforts.



Sung by Capt Gatso, Lord High Excecutioner. Some you may recognise the song.


I've Got a Little List



As someday it may happen that an answer must be found
I've got a little list
I've got a little list


Of Scamera's throughout the land that should be burnt to ground
They never would be missed
They never would be missed


Like Gatso and Truvello, Traffiphot and Specs
Speedmaster, Monitron, Marom TLSS
An' those Bastards that invent them, Yes I mean the Bloody Techs!
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed


And we can't forget "Do Gooders" always on the Make!
Transport 2000, L.a.r.s.o.a. and Brake
I've got them on my list
I've got them on my list


You may put them on the list
You may put them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
And they'd none of them be missed


Like: "Christian Road Safety Association" and those at "Living Streets"
I've got them on the list
I've got them on the list



Then there's all those troublemakers domiciled at Downing St
What IS it that they DO all day?
I'd give them all what for!

And "Safety" groups, Campaigners and Numpties 'cross the land
And Camera Pratts like "Ste Callagan", It's getting out of hand
Oh an' that Richard Brunstrum chap who in Wales is always pissed!
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed


You may put them on the list
You may put them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
And they'd none of them be missed


With sincere Appologies.......8Pack