Shocking. Disgusting. Disgraceful
Shocking. Disgusting. Disgraceful
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miniandy

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1,512 posts

266 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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Today i went over to the rugby to watch scotland get bent over a barrel again and the trip involves the dire m8 motorway. now of course the inside lane is clear, bar one or two cars, with all the other prats sitting in the outside (2) lane plodding along at 65mph. occasionaly some tactful undertaking is required but only when the situation has been assessed and deemed safe. what happened next absolutely disgusted me. some guy in a blue bora came flying up the inside lane, then proceeded to UNDERTAKE the INSIDE lane by DRIVING DOWN THE HARD SHOULDER for about half a mile. that's not all, while performing this manouver at about 90mph (accurate assesment) he then cuts across from the hard shoulder to the outside lane!! i swear i wanted to ram the bugger off the road. imagine if someone had broken down. it doesnt bear thinking about. this is why we need trafpol, not scameras. im still fuming about this now. oh yeah, i forgot to mention it was raining at the time.

>>> Edited by miniandy on Sunday 28th November 01:09

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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Flying Scotsman?

IOLAIRE

1,293 posts

267 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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8Pack said:
Flying Scotsman?


Hey!! Who said he was a Scotsman??

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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Must be the same bloke as the X5 who nearly wiped me out on the M42 a few weeks ago.

Gets about, doesn't he....?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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IOLAIRE said:

8Pack said:
Flying Scotsman?



Hey!! Who said he was a Scotsman??


Wearing a skirt....

IOLAIRE

1,293 posts

267 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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mybrainhurts said:

IOLAIRE said:


8Pack said:
Flying Scotsman?




Hey!! Who said he was a Scotsman??



Wearing a skirt....


Listen sunshine, just remember Brave heart and how painful a claymore is being slowly slid into an English arse!!!!!
Anyway, most Scotsmen wear kilts because their balls are so big they're uncomfortable in trousers.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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IOLAIRE said:
Listen sunshine, just remember Brave heart and how painful a claymore is being slowly slid into an English arse!!!!!


Are you inferring it's pleasurable when inserted into a Scottish arse....?

IOLAIRE said:
Anyway, most Scotsmen wear kilts because their balls are so big they're uncomfortable in trousers.


Well, well, well and here's me, thinking t'was their knees peeping out of their socks......

miniandy

Original Poster:

1,512 posts

266 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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mybrainhurts said:

IOLAIRE said:


[quote=8Pack]Flying Scotsman?



Wearing a skirt....


oi! shut it! it's a kilt! and the girls love it!

philthy

4,697 posts

269 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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IOLAIRE said:
Listen sunshine, just remember Brave heart and how painful a claymore is being slowly slid into an English arse!!!!!
Anyway, most Scotsmen wear kilts because their balls are so big they're uncomfortable in trousers.




Phil

miniandy

Original Poster:

1,512 posts

266 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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"..do yer baws hang low, do ye swing 'em to and fro!"

james_j

3,996 posts

284 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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...back to the subject of the thread...!

This is another "root cause" problem.

OK, the undertaker seemed to have been driving in a way that may have caused others to swerve etc, but the root cause of the problem was the lane-hogging-mobile-road-blocking fools who either didn't care or were unaware of their incorrect and rage-inducing actions.

LongQ

13,864 posts

262 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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miniandy said:
what happened next absolutely disgusted me. some guy in a blue bora came flying up the inside lane, then proceeded to UNDERTAKE the INSIDE lane by DRIVING DOWN THE HARD SHOULDER for about half a mile


Very dark blue or some other shade?

IIRC one of the 'security' services (could have been traffic - bad memory) somewhere in the Northants/MK area had a dark blue unmarked Bora roaming the M1 a while ago.

There may have been more than one distributed.

There might have been a reason. But would it be a good one?

Speculation you understand.

Themoss

256 posts

267 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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I remember reading somewhere that 80% of all deaths on the motorway occur on the hard shoulder? Whatever the figure it's pretty scary stuff witnessing idiots like that.....

miniandy

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1,512 posts

266 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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and this is the problem - lane discipline. if people moved over and didnt intentionally block others because they didnt want them to get past there would be no problem, or at least a much smaller one. either way, there is no excuse for taking to the hard shoulder. even trafpol use it as a last resort, if at all.

tvrgit

8,489 posts

281 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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Remember, any English readers, that most of our motorways (including this bit of the M8) are two-lane only - so *everybody* sits in the outer lane cos if you pull in, everybody moves up and you can't get out again (without losing that all-so-important place or two in the stream)

I often drive in the inside lane on the M8 if its busy, nice and easy, bags of stopping distance, maybe have to pull out once or twice for a lorry or something, and after 25 miles you're still only about 4 cars back from where you would have been if you'd tailgated the whole way in the outside lane...

>> Edited by tvrgit on Sunday 28th November 18:32

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

284 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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james_j said:
...back to the subject of the thread...!

This is another "root cause" problem.

OK, the undertaker seemed to have been driving in a way that may have caused others to swerve etc, but the root cause of the problem was the lane-hogging-mobile-road-blocking fools who either didn't care or were unaware of their incorrect and rage-inducing actions.


No, the "root cause" of the problem was an impaitient, aggressive, unthinking fwit who clearly isn't safe behind the wheel of a car. The people stuck in the outer lane (no doubt caused by a CLOD/OLOD) were just a trigger for his stupid driving.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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miniandy said:

mybrainhurts said:


IOLAIRE said:


[quote=8Pack]Flying Scotsman?




Wearing a skirt....



oi! shut it! it's a kilt! and the girls love it!


Course they do...they bloody wear it......

mandat

4,628 posts

267 months

Sunday 28th November 2004
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Mr2Mike said:

james_j said:
...back to the subject of the thread...!

This is another "root cause" problem.

OK, the undertaker seemed to have been driving in a way that may have caused others to swerve etc, but the root cause of the problem was the lane-hogging-mobile-road-blocking fools who either didn't care or were unaware of their incorrect and rage-inducing actions.



No, the "root cause" of the problem was an impaitient, aggressive, unthinking fwit who clearly isn't safe behind the wheel of a car. The people stuck in the outer lane (no doubt caused by a CLOD/OLOD) were just a trigger for his stupid driving.


Er..... Isn't that the same thing as the root cause?

WildCat

8,369 posts

272 months

Monday 29th November 2004
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miniandy said:
Today i went over to the rugby to watch scotland get bent over a barrel again and the trip involves the dire m8 motorway. now of course the inside lane is clear, bar one or two cars, with all the other prats sitting in the outside (2) lane plodding along at 65mph. occasionaly some tactful undertaking is required but only when the situation has been assessed and deemed safe. what happened next absolutely disgusted me. some guy in a blue bora came flying up the inside lane, then proceeded to UNDERTAKE the INSIDE lane by DRIVING DOWN THE HARD SHOULDER for about half a mile. that's not all, while performing this manouver at about 90mph (accurate assesment) he then cuts across from the hard shoulder to the outside lane!! i swear i wanted to ram the bugger off the road. imagine if someone had broken down. it doesnt bear thinking about. this is why we need trafpol, not scameras. im still fuming about this now. oh yeah, i forgot to mention it was raining at the time.

>>> Edited by miniandy on Sunday 28th November 01:09


Never mind Liebchen .. he had probably "gone" after unexploded doughnuts ...

Tonyrec

3,984 posts

284 months

Monday 29th November 2004
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Had this once before and after some enquiries i found it to be an unmarked Police car

I thought that id better qualify this statement and say that they were dealing with crime (national security) at the highest level.

>> Edited by Tonyrec on Monday 29th November 10:02