Has anyone seen an Ilk?

[towman]

We have lost it. I gave it to gone, and now it appears to have wandered off. Will probably be found somewhere between Windsor and Brighton. Please do not feed it, and beware - it`s the mating season!

Steve

[turbobloke]

Is that the same as a round tuit?

[pdV6]

I saw some Lerts the other day... and one or two Loofs.

[Flat in Fifth]

I hear somebody is looking for me, how can I be of assistance?

[towman]

Flat in Fifth said:

I hear somebody is looking for me, how can I be of assistance?

Not sure if that is it or not --- will get gone to organise an ID parade. I need to get the right one - it matches the number of hats which I have.

[Fat Audi 80]

Last I heard, Mercedes had it at their test facility....

[Flat in Fifth]

towman said:

will get gone to organise an ID parade.

Oii! No fighting in the line up.

Volunteers ready, just waiting for gone......

[towman]

Flat in Fifth said:

Oii! No fighting in the line up.

PMSL

[mybrainhurts]

Got it..........

[piccy mate]

It's not one of these found looking for their car is it?
Piccy




>> Edited by piccy mate on Monday 29th November 16:39

[mechsympathy]

towman said:

Flat in Fifth said: I hear somebody is looking for me, how can I be of assistance? Not sure if that is it or not --- will get gone to organise an ID parade. I need to get the right one - it matches the number of hats which I have.

Shirley you should just use an Ilk test on it?

[towman]

mechsympathy said:

Shirley you should just use an Ilk test on it?

No...too much interbreeding. The Ilk is the Chav of the animal world. Why do you think they have all that bling on their heads!

[tvrgit]

That's what happens when you go out on't moor bar t'at...

[Flat in Fifth]

Do we need any more for this line up?

There's an old white haired geezer wearing a red coat outside, reckons he's got a few ilk look-a-likes that he hasn't got any work for a few weeks yet.

[mybrainhurts]

This is an ilkredible thread......

[Dibble]

Are "Ilks" south Efrican or what, then...?

[mybrainhurts]

No, they come from Ilkeston.....

[tvrgit]

Flat in Fifth said:

Do we need any more for this line up? There's an old white haired geezer wearing a red coat outside, reckons he's got a few ilk look-a-likes that he hasn't got any work for a few weeks yet.

Is he hiring them cheap or are they deer?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

is this it?

[tvrgit]

looks to be a bit more of that ilk than this one